Best Snapchat Quotes Ever

BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 1:54pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
The uglier the snapchat,
the closer friends you are.

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 7:33am UTC

if you like someone tell them
... or stalk them on every social network.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 2:53pm UTC

character limits
snapchat: what? a sentance? i don't understand.
twitter: i single handly force you to commit a grammar crime to finish your tweet
witty: cool format? to bad you only get 1625 charactars INCLUDING formatting
facebook: limitless bítches

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 1:15pm UTC

When someone opens my snapchat and doesn't respond:
Me: "I must have scared them with my face"

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 6:20pm UTC

I was in a radioshack with my brother while snapchatting my friend
& I thought I'd just take a picture of the cashier while he was cashing us out because, I don't know I was bored. it was going great until the flash went off

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 6:33am UTC

the uglier the snapchat
the closer the friendship

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nicole🌹*
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 10:58pm UTC

Today my best friend snapchatted me a picture of her lunch, a piece of pizza. The caption was, "why get the d when you can eat the p"
This is why we're best friends.

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Bec*
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 11:02pm UTC

The uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 4:55pm UTC

Hey, so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
•cellular number
•snapchat
•twitter
•facebook
•skype
•email
•facetime
•first born
you know, anything you want

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:33pm UTC

Those creepy as hell faces
you make while snapchatting your friends.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 15, 2014 12:37am UTC

So at one point in my life,
me and my best friend called each other Agent Blu and Agent Poodytat,
and we made dresses out of literal black trash bags and duct tape.
We then continued to do what is now called "snapchatting",
but used multimedia messages, with flip phones - I might add -
and we basically made up a criminal and his son, RJ and JR - get it?
We made up a story about their antics as we sent pictures to one another.
Jr. = Junior. Haha, so clever. We even made our own drink! Lovely.
Not even going to tell ANYONE what we named it, too embarrassing.
Just... putting that out there...

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nicole🌹*
posted a quote
January 16, 2015 8:02pm UTC

my boyfriend: *Snapchats me a photo of himself in a blanket with the caption "I'm freezing come hold me"*
me: *Snapchats him back with the caption: "lmao no bye"*
i'm a great girlfriend

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♥Je t'aime∞*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Comment your snapchat usernames so I can send you ugly pictures of me doing stupid things in hopes of forming a bond. Yes, I'm serious

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Fireiscatching
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 4:55pm UTC

I would snapchat you back...
but my hair
and my face
and just no.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
December 28, 2014 4:57pm UTC

Officer: Ma'am, how fast were you going?
Me: Well, my Snapchat selfie says 65 mph...
Officer: omg add me

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 10:03pm UTC

95% of the time, if I hadn't immediately replied to your snapchat,
that means I'm either eating or sleeping.
The other 5% of the time when I don't immediately reply,
is that I just don't like you.

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p0kemon
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 2:49pm UTC

When you're snappchatting your friends in public
and the looks that people give you.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 9:19pm UTC

If I send you embarassing snapchats of me
You've earned my trust

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absent *
posted a quote
February 11, 2014 12:51pm UTC

"SELFIE""It's not a selfie. It's snapchat."

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nicole🌹*
posted a quote
January 20, 2015 8:37pm UTC

My mom calls Snapchat "Snipchip"
and that's the cutest thing ever

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