Best Smile Quotes This Year

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:45pm UTC

it takes 30 seconds
to type a text message
that will make her smile
for hours.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Niall Horan: I hate it when girls act stupid because they think it's cute. Intelligence is attractive.
Me: One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider. follow for a follow.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 3:58pm UTC

It’s the way
he makes you smile,
how every joke he tells you is hilarious.
How he can annoy you one second,
and make you feel like someone special the next.
The way he says your name makes you weak at the knees.
You start catching yourself looking his way more often,
hoping he’s looking at you too.
Then you start getting nervous whenever you talk to him,
his instant messages become more meaningful to you,
even if you can't remember what he was talking about..
and that’s what makes you know
you love him.

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365days*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 12:35pm UTC

THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MUSIC NERDS LIKE US
*My sister and I trying to teach a boy to play piano*
Boy: Did you ever take piano lessons?
Sister: No, Im a natural I guess.
Me: Well, aren't you sharp?
Sister: Take notes then.
Me: Now, lets not cause any treble.
Sister:
Me: Score!
Sister: Give it a rest.
Me: Are we going to be doing this the whole time?
Sister: I could go on for forte days.
Me: That would B major.
Sister: I swear, you are beat in' me up over this.
Me: Im sorry, I didn't mean to. It was accidental.
Sister: You have some major problems.
Me: I don't like your tone.
Boy: Come on guys, compose your thoughts carefully.
Sister: Yeah, lets stick to the coda conduct.
Me: Okay, this is getting ritarded.
Sister: Yeah, I can't think of anymore clefer things to say.
Me: This is alto much for me.
Sister: This is really becoming unbarible.
Me: Good thing you are A minor. Your jokes are so bad, you could have got double time.
Boy: What is going on? Why are you guys laughing so much?
Sister: Well, bassically- *starts laughing*
Me: Okay, lets just get bach to the music. Its too much for her to handel.
Yes, we had an entire conversation in music puns. If you don't know much about music and band, this probably makes no sense.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Never trust anyone who
puts noses on their smiley faces

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 6:50pm UTC

"If there are any idiots in the room,
please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet. "Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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JudyBeautyActress
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 6:09pm UTC

If life gives you Limes,
rearrange the letters so they spell
Smile.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Looks like Billy Ray put
too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:45pm UTC

have you ever wondered
if everyone is going through the same thing as you?
Or if they’ve already been through it
or maybe they haven’t yet , but they will soon.
Because the truth is, we’ve all been in that place.
We may call it different names,
we may think we’re the only ones
but we’re not.
But i just hope for the next person
who’s going through it
has someone there to help them along the way,
because I don’t think I’d want someone else
to go through the things like me and other people
have been through.
Sometimes some people deserve better,
and the people who hurt them
deserve what's coming...

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder how many
miles I've scrolled my cursor...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 3:25pm UTC

Any pain
you are going through right now;
it will end.
Take a deep breath.
Think of that one, bright, happy thing in your life
and smile.
Live another day.
It’s worth it.
Trust me.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 7:16pm UTC

I hate it when teachers say
"You think it's funny?" Obviously. That's why I laughed.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 4:12pm UTC

i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 3:04pm UTC

It’s funny
how big of an impact you have on me.
It’s like when I see you,
you don’t even have to speak.
All you have to do is smile,
and it can make my day
and that’s how I remember all of my reasons
for loving you.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 7:29pm UTC

I like when Google answers
my stupid questions because it means I'm not the only one asking Google stupid questions.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC

I wonder what it feels like
right before you jump off the edge,
knowing your life is going to end.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Do you know what really makes me smile?
My facial muscles.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 5:29pm UTC

Imagine if trees gave off
wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet, too.

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Jade672
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 11:42am UTC

It doesn't matter who
hurt you or broke you down. What matter's is who made you smile again.♥

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Tell someone, "you wore that
shirt the day after yesterday" and see how long it takes them to get it.

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