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Abbbbby*
posted a quote
December 11, 2015 8:57am UTC

College is so stressful man.
It's always about memorization and getting good grades on exams.
I don't feel as if I'm actually learning something.
It's really hard for me as someone who blanks out when taking exams ugh.
I can understand the topic but still fail an exam and this is killing me.
Hate it so much.

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babygurl7090
posted a quote
July 5, 2015 4:49am UTC

Tonight I watched in horror as my best friends boyfriend put his hands on her then swore up and down I was trippen then she tells me its okay everything is fine but that it was her fault smh
First off no man should put his hands on a woman
Second off if a man is putting his hands on you in a forceful or angry way its NOT FINE!!!!!!!!!

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Christina*
posted a quote
June 11, 2015 3:39am UTC

Do you guys ever see a post on facebook about someone back from highschool/middleschool getting pregnant and think to yourself, wow you're a pregnant teenager...who would have ever seen this one coming??

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
January 2, 2015 11:50am UTC

When you give someone a gift and they ask
what it is. Like you really think I'm going to tell
you before you have even opened it even though
it's directly in your hand? Lol. No.

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robbieiskawaii
posted a quote
May 4, 2014 2:47am UTC

~Y'all be posting your quotes and putting things in there like (u,wht,ur, ect.)
like really....finish your words,please!
GRAMMAR
IS
EVERYTHING!!!
~♥~

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tooturnteli
posted a quote
April 5, 2014 2:37pm UTC

why isnt there a 30 day free trail for being in a relationship with your crush so you can see how it plays out

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Skimrande
posted a quote
January 24, 2014 9:19pm UTC

*logs into Witty*
*sees a twelve-year-old defending Justin Bieber*
*logs out of Witty*

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SANDD*
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 9:55am UTC

i love seth michael howard.
6.4.12
웃♥유

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 1:21am UTC

idk, my family owns over
100 acres. if this was the
good ol' days I'm sure at
least one guy would have
offered my mom a pig to
be able to marry me by
now. men these days.
smh.

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_Jannette
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 8:39pm UTC

I DONT EVEN REMEMBER LIKE 85% OF 2013
© Jannette's format

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 5:38pm UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
I feel
bad for
the people
who can't
tell the
difference between
Mainstream and
Successful...

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jeonghans_sideho*
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 10:14pm UTC

19th century: women strip for husband
20th century: women strip for money
21st century: women strip for facebook 'likes'

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epictacos
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 12:38pm UTC

Before running: "AWWW YEAAH! LET'S DO THIS!"
During running: "I hate my life my legs hurt I can't breathe I have 2 more miles to go and this song sucks..."

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jeonghans_sideho*
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 2:09pm UTC

Why are boy bands popular on itunes?
,,,,,,
Because little girls don't know how to download music illegally yet

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sheyennemari3
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 11:24am UTC

Me (a freshman) in class with seniors...
Them: "Oh my god this is so hard!"
Me: "...I was finished like an hour ago..."

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 1:15am UTC

Is anyone
else Mad
about How
the Movie,
City of Bones
Turned out??
Because seriously
just...
UGH!

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epictacos
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 1:45am UTC

I went shopping today and I saw this girl with a Rolling Stones t-shirt on. So naturally I wanted to have a conversation with her about music.... I didn't exactly get that........ at all..
Me: I love the Rolling Stones; they're great.
Girl: Huh??
Girl: *looks down at her shirt* Oh. Yeah.. Rolling Stones.. It's a great movie.
Me: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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epictacos
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 6:12pm UTC

So there's this girl in my class. She's a drama queen, and whenever something happens (no matter how small) she thinks someone should fix it for her.
Girl: *drops something on the floor*
Girl: Someone should do something. Don't just sit there.
Me: *gets up and walks in circles around her*
Girl: What are you doing?
Me: The world revolves around you.
Girl: ..........

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SANDD*
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 1:29pm UTC

I wish there was more time
in the world for us to spend together. ♥

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epictacos
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 8:03pm UTC

MIRRORS CAN'T TALK
>> lucky for me, they can't laugh either. <<

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