Best Sleep Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 3:32pm UTC

The worst thing about taking naps is that you expect to wake up
afterwards feeling well-rested, but instead, you feel like you died and you forget who you are.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 4:58pm UTC

If I ever become a teacher, whenever a student falls asleep in my class,
I'm going to take a picture of them and put it on my wall. And that wall will be called the Wall of Shame.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Why fall in love when
you can fall asleep?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours, 23 minutes, and 32 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

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bella5296
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 7:25pm UTC

Today, in my math class, we had nap time.
You heard me.
Nap Time.
The teacher turned the lights off
and let his class of 17 and 18 year olds take a nap.
And then we got to eat cupcakes.
Highlight of my senior year, right there.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Have you ever thought about
how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 3:07pm UTC

I like staying up at unhumanly hours, but I also like getting 12 hours of
sleep. Do you see my problem?

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 5:31am UTC

Can you relate? im the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dreamformat credit rajsonkar

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 7:40pm UTC

i like my food and sleep.
if i give you my food or text you all night, you're special to me.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 6:37pm UTC

Things that make me fall asleep really fast
-When someone hums quietly
-When my hair gets played with
-When someone whispers a story to me
-When someone traces my skin
-Chloroform

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 3:24pm UTC

Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen
Dad:He knows how long you sleep in
Dad:He knows that you've been baked
Dad:He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your sh-t

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 1:36pm UTC

Mom: What time did you go to bed last night?
Me: That information is confidential.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 1:39pm UTC

Incoming Freshmen
You can have
-good grades
-a social life
-enough sleep
But you have to chose two.
Good luck.
....Or you can be like me and have none of them

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?”
“a sense of purpose”

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 1:53am UTC

Do other people pretend to sleep so they don't have to deal with interacting with other human beings or is it just me?

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gab*
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 6:11pm UTC

me at 8 years old: goes to bed 2 and a half hours before parents
me at 10 years old: goes to bed 2 hours before parents
me at 11 years old: goes to bed 1 hour before parents
me at 12 years old: goes to bed half hour before parents
me at 13 years old: goes to bed same time as parents
me 4 months ago: goes to bed hour after parents
me now: has all nighters every other night

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 8:48pm UTC

I don't care if i'm tired,
staying up late and texting you is better than sleeping.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 3:02pm UTC

maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 1:04pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Never give up on your dreams.
Keep sleeping.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:07pm UTC

interrupt my sleep and
i'll interrupt your breathing.

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