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Best Skinny Quotes This Week

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    I think a lot of overweight girls are hypocrites. I'm naturally skinny, I eat
    what I want, I don't starve myself, and I am beautiful. So why are you allowed to love your "curves", but it's wrong for me to love my "bones"? Why is it okay for you to call me anorexic, but horrible for me to call you fat? If you can feel beautiful for being big, I can feel beautiful for being small.
    Get over it.

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    can boys like stop having skinner legs than me

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    I wanna be skinny but I also want to have
    pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner
    you feel me?

  4. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    Not having a thigh gap saved my phone from falling in the toilet.

  5. OhHoePlease OhHoePlease
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    "I wish I was skinny,"
    I say as I shove Nutella into my mouth.
    format by ohhoeplease

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    HOW TO BE SKINNY
    1. Notice that your body is covered in skin.
    2. Say, "Wow, I'm skinny."
    Congratulations, you're skinny.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    I'd just like to point out that telling someone they're too skinny and must
    "Eat a burger and put some meat on those bones." is just as rude as telling someone they're fat and must go on a diet.

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    me : *sees a pic of a skinny person*
    me : *inspired for 11 seconds*

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles

  10. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    How many calories does twerking get rid of?
    A butt load.

  11. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 8:32pm UTC
    shopping for clothes is only fun when you're rich and skinny

  12. queen* queen*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    It is not ok to body shame
    someone
    with a heavier weight
    or
    a lighter weight
    (and passing it off as a privlage)
    credit goes to someone on tumblr (dont know who lol) but i changed it a little bit yup

  13. josie* josie* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    I'd just like to point out that telling someone they're
    too skinny and must 'eat a burger and put some
    meat on those bones' is just as rude as telling
    someone they're fat and must go on a diet

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    You don’t need to bash skinny people to say that bigger people are beautiful.
    You don’t need to bash men to promote women’s rights.
    You don’t need to bash white people to promote racial equality.
    You don’t need to bash a certain genre of music to promote another.
    You don’t need to bash straight people to promote gay rights.
    You don’t need to bash anyone to advocate your opinion.

  15. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    If stress burned calories, I'd
    be a super model.

  16. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 9:22am UTC
    DESPITE WHAT MOST WOMEN SEEM TO BELIEVE MEN DON'T ALWAYS GO FOR THE SKINNY GIRLS.

  17. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    One minute of kissing
    burns 26 calories.
    No wonder those sl*ts
    are so damn skinny.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    Kate Moss says, "Nothing tastes like skinny feels."
    Huh? I'm pretty sure that's because you live in England.

  19. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    unfourtunately, my daydreams about being skinny are always interrumpted by the sound of my own chewing.

  20. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    i just want to throw up all of these calories.

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