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1. ThatsSoMeee
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2013 3:07pm UTC
   do you ever
   just wanna sit next to someone
   and listen to everything they could possibly say
   about anything ever
   just because you like their face
   and their voice
   and their general existence?
   
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2. happiest*
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2013 2:47pm UTC
   "hey since you’re up can u-"
   Me : *sits down*
   
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3. appleloop*
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2014 12:02pm UTC
   If spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I.
   
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4. DunGoofed
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2014 2:58am UTC
   I really want to have a Netflix date. I just want to sit in my pajamas with three boxes of pizza and cuddle while watching Netflix.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 53 points
5. MyWittyProfile
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2014 3:03pm UTC
   It's adorable
   how you think you can just sit down right next to me when I'm online because now,
   have to angle the screen away from you, so you won't see what I'm doing.
   
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6. of_mice_and_lucifer*
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2013 10:59pm UTC
   Wow, I'm so exhausted I could spend all day sitting and on the computer.
   Oh wait I already do that.
   
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7. ShortGirlsDoItBetter
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2013 8:18pm UTC
   Why do sit ups
   when you can just sit down?
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 26 points
8. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2013 8:21pm UTC
   My boyfriend: When we go to the dance,
   I'm probably not gonna wanna dance. I'm
   just gonna wanna like sit down and eat
   food.
   Me: lol this is why i love you.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 23 points
9. appleloop*
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2014 9:32pm UTC
   You could sit back and decide to enjoy life.
   To make do with what you have.
   To be happy. Right here.
   Right now.
    
   © format coded by: br0kenwings
   Please don't remove this!
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 16 points
10. josie*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 4:20pm UTC
    when i die
    don't come to my grave
    and sit there for hours
    telling me how much you miss me
    and love me
    because those are the things
    i wanted to hear
    when i still could
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
11. Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    Sometimes I sit for so long that my leg doesnt fall asleep, it hibernates.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
12. itscameron
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    Mom: Cameron, all you do is sit on that computer.
    Me: No, all I do is sit in this chair ;)
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
13. Xletthehatershatex
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Do you ever sit and wonder,
    if the person you're thinking about,
    is thinking about you..
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
14. appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 9:58pm UTC
    We don't have anywhere to go but up, so sit back and watch us fall.
    
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15. Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2016 4:17pm UTC
    sometimes I like to be productive. sometimes I like to be a worthless member of society. it's called balance.
    
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16. DarkSTARE
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    I can't sit idly, no I can't move at all! I curse the name, the one behind it all!
    
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17. Alexwise
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    I walk the walk. I talk the talk. But mostly I sit the sit.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
18. help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 5:59pm UTC
    I sit here
    everyday
    and pick apart my flaws
    like weeds
    and I
    wonder
    how anyone
    could see them as
    roses.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
19. LovelyLittleMind
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    Sit and wait for
    [x] [x] [x] The storm to pass
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
20. drinkc0la
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    how do i sit in my bed for the rest of my life but still become a billionair at the same time???
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

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