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Best Singing Quotes This Year

  1. batmancupcake57girl batmancupcake57girl
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    Flynn Rider:
    the only Disney character to ever question why everybody is randomly singing

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 1:42am UTC
    for someone who sings like a wounded llama, i sing way too loud and too often

  3. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 1:47pm UTC
    If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends.

  4. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 7:13pm UTC
    Anyone who doesn’t like musicals because,
    “no one just starts singing in dancing all of a sudden in real life”
    has clearly never visited my house.

  5. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 3:15pm UTC
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    Okay so I'm in the library
    and I plugged in my headphones
    to listen to some study music,
    but I didn't plug it in all the way
    so some music was playing out loud.
    Everyone could hear it.
    I didn't realize this
    till the librarian came over
    and notified me15 minutes later.
    "You didn't realize your music was playing aloud?", she asked?
    "No," I said. "Nobody told me, and I didn't hear it".
    "I didn't mind. You have good taste in music," the girl next to me said.
    A couple other people around me nodded.
    "Well, you still have to shut it off," the librarian said.
    I've never been so embarrassed
    and flattered at the same time
    format by neversaynever16

  6. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 1:21pm UTC
    So my neighbor just came over
    And he told me that he could hear me singing
    And he told me I had a beautiful voice
    I was embarassed but it made my day

  7. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Singing Titanium
    Me: You shoot me down
    Me: But I won't fall
    Me: I AM- not even going to try.

  8. xxUntoldXXSecretsxx xxUntoldXXSecretsxx
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    >>> Does anyone else think guys who sing
    are really fricken attractive? <<<

  9. aleexisbrookeexoxo aleexisbrookeexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    Remember those times in High School Musical
    When Troy didn't want his friends to know he liked to sing..
    so he broke out into a song in the middle of their practice?
    Or how about that time when Chad did an entire dance number about
    how he doesn't dance?
    High School Musical Directors..
    You okay?

  10. MissF2F2F2 MissF2F2F2
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Me in shower:
    Me: Mmk, shower time...
    Me: Dad, gtfo
    Me: Euggghhhh so steamy
    Me: Must sit down...
    Me: Where dafuq is the shampoo
    Me: Near, far, whereEEEEVVVEVVVEEEERRRR you are in this world, I believe that my hair needs to be washed...
    Me: Omg I'm an amazing singer.
    Me: How hasn't Simon Cowell signed me to a record label?
    Me: You shoot me down, but I won't fall, I am tiTAAGHGHGNIIDFHDGHDFMMMMMMMMM
    Me: My voice only cracked because it's steamy in this shower.
    Me: Why am I so FAAAAAAATTTTTT
    Me: Wait, who used my conditioner?
    Me: Who used my G.DDAMN CONDITIONER?
    Me: When did I last wash my hair?
    Me: Like, 3 days ago? I really need to wash it.
    Me: Eh, screw it.
    Me: Don't drop that thun thun thun EEEEHHHHH
    Me: Why am I singing that song?
    Me: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
    Me: Shower gel, MAKE ME SMELL GOOD.
    Me: Omg I'm totally getting a boyfriend today.
    Me: Who could resist.... THIS?
    Me: Okay, turn off the shower...
    Me: Omfg it's freezing
    Me: Towel, MAKE ME WARM
    Me: The towel keeps on falling down! AGGHHHHHH
    Me: Towel, STOP FALLING DOWN
    Me: I WILL BURN YOU, TOWEL
    Me: I HAVE THAT POWER.
    Cat: *Walks in*
    Me: Don't look at me!

  11. aleexisbrookeexoxo aleexisbrookeexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    *HOMEALONE*
    "Well, I hope the neighbors like this song!"

  12. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    Music Teacher: everyone will be singing a song of my choice in front of the class.
    Me: no.
    Music Teacher: this will take place next week.
    Me: you're asking for death
    Me: ...and to be burried alive then dragged out of your grave
    Me: ...and stomped on by heavy angry elephants
    Me: ...and thrown into a pool of sharks while on your period
    Me: ...and finally turned into a shooting target

  13. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Me: *listening to Pandora*
    Me: *lip syncing songs*
    Me: *accidently sings part of it really loud*
    Me: *searches my entire house to make sure nobody heard*

  14. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    It's like forgetting the,
    words to your favorite song
    you can't believe it, you
    WERE ALWAYS SINGING ALONG
    Please don't remove this!

  15. sexybreadtin sexybreadtin
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    let's get one thing straight.
    just because i can't sing doesn't mean i won't sing.

  16. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 10:33am UTC
    Flynn Rider
    The only Disney character to question why everyone is randomly singing

  17. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    You know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are.
    What if that happened in real life
    What if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started randomly singing because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower.

  18. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 6:05am UTC
    Me singing in shower: International popstar!
    Me singing in front of people: A terrible pitchy voice

  19. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Teacher: If I could-
    Me: Fall, into the sky
    Friend: Do you think time would pass me by?
    Me: Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
    Friend: If I could just
    Me: See
    Friend: You
    Me: Tonight

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    nothing kills me more than
    n o t b e i n g a b l e t o s i n g

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