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  1. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2015 12:00am UTC
    Do you ever walk in a room and forget why you
    went in there in the first place?
    Thats God playing Sims and he cancelled
    your action.

  2. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 8:23pm UTC
    How am I supposed to come up with witty, funny posts on here when I have such an uninteresting life? Maybe I should tell you stories that happened to me on sims like they happened in real life. One time I was swimming in a pool and the latter disappeared so I couldn't get out so I just swam around for ten hours and then I died.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 3:26pm UTC
    Sims Logic:
    Phone rings.Puts baby in snow.

  4. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    Why can't my life be like Sims?

  5. dumbandsmarter dumbandsmarter
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    Playing Sims.
    Because Reality sucks,
    And I'd rather make my own.

  6. MeowMeow1441 MeowMeow1441
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    You know when you walk into the room and forget why you went there
    God is playing sims
    He just canceled an action.

  7. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    *Playing The Sims*
    Sim: Flarkle!
    Me: No, don't you flarkle anyone

  8. somethingmarvellous somethingmarvellous
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    Pool ladder disappeared. Send help.

  9. pav_chris pav_chris
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    so one time i was in a swimming pool and i couldnt find the ladder so i kept swimming for 10 hours straight and then i died :'(

  10. dom_unique dom_unique
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    I used to think maintaining friendships on the SIMS was hard, but then I tried getting real ones.

  11. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    Once, in school, we had a fancy dress day and this one girl came with a green diamond stuck to her head like a sim and to this day, I still can't decide if that was a great costume or the worst.

  12. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    How to play Sims:
    1. Make yourself
    2. Make your crush
    3. Woohoo

  13. MissyLizzie MissyLizzie
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 7:32am UTC
    If I hate you, I WILL spend hours recreating you on the Sims before locking you in a room and burning you to death whilst I laugh insanely because I hate you.

  14. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    *Playing the Sims*
    Sim: Galsork!
    Me: Yeah, you too girl!

  15. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    Boyfriend: You'd understand if you were a PC gamer
    Me: Psh. I am so a PC gamer.. I play Sims.

  16. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    Mom: Get off the computer and go out! You've been playing Sims too much!
    Me: Ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche.

  17. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    What if we are the sims and we are someone's entertainment...

  18. amazingrace amazingrace
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    Me: I love him so much he's the one for me and we're going to get married and live in a beautiful house with a
    white picket fence and two children named Skye and Leo and we're thinking about getting a few dogs-
    Sister: *trips over wires and unplugs computer*
    Me: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MARVIN I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK HIM TO GO STEADY WITH ME YOU MONSTER DONT YOU WANT ME TO FIND HAPPINESS IN LIFE GOD
    mq

  19. GOMEZBIEBSFREAK GOMEZBIEBSFREAK
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 5:12am UTC
    Do you guys play SIMS 3 ???
    If yes, please comment some really good cheats :*
    Except one: motherlode xD
    That one I already know & use :P
    I love reading your comments ♥♥

  20. june321 june321
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    It scares the living shitt out of me
    that there are some kids with children like how
    do they even deal with that I can't even keep my
    Sims alive without cheating

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