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  1. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    i literally never had a stage where i thought boys were icky and gross
    i've literally been chasin the d since fresh out the womb

  2. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    This one's for all of the Wittians
    that thought of a brilliant quote but forgot it when they went to post it. You're in our prayers and our hearts. <33

  3. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    throwback to the time when my grandma bought me a stuffed animal for easter when i was 6 that came with a tag with a code for the internet for a virtual world called "Webkinz" and started my so far 8 year internet addiction. thanks grandma, i love it. can i return it or is it too late?

  4. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think "wow i'm hot" then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you're the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet.

  5. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:49am UTC
    me: *sees Back to School advertisements*
    me: *screams*

  6. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 10:42am UTC
    Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and fell asleep on the floor.
    Other Brother: Yo momma so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
    Mom: Yo momma so stupid, she got pregnant four times and didn't put any of them up for adoption

  7. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    your f irst love
    isn't always the first person you kiss, or the first person you date. Your first love is the person who you will always compare everyone else to. the person who you will never truly get over, even when you've convinced yourself you've already moved on.

  8. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 1:18am UTC
    Witty Logic:
    Wittian: Witty needs more members!
    Friend: Witty *Looks over Wittian's shoulder* What's that?
    Wittian: *X's out of window like it's pòrn* It's uh... It's... Nothing. It's nothing.

  9. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and
    one of the sleeves starts slipping down like it's
    attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you f/cking dare”

  10. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 5:21pm UTC

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    it always rains
    THE hardest ON THE PEOPLE
    WHO DESERVE the most sun.
    

  11. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 6:48pm UTC
    guys who live 1000 miles away: wow you're so beautiful, like literally perfect. all the nice girls live so far away! i wish i could meet you in person :(
    guys who live in my town: wait, that thing is supposed to be a girl?

  12. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

  13. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    me to my friends when they're sad: [insert 6 page article of advice and compliments]
    my friends when I'm sad: aw sorry

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    its so expensive
    to be a girl

  15. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 5:28pm UTC

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    SLeePiNG iS
    always nice because you get to
    forget about everything
    FoR a WHiLe.

  16. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    It's okay, I get it.
    Of course you chose her over me.
    She is pretty, thin, and has been with
    more guys than I can count;
    the complete opposite of me.
    Honestly, I'm used to it.

  17. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    i'm still very uncomfortable over the fact that 2007 was 7 years ago

  18. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    i'm still waiting for my
    princess diaries transformation

  19. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    there is nothing worse than waking up in what you think is the middle of the night but then checking your clock just to see that you only have 2 minutes left until you have to get up

  20. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    me: [walking past book store]
    me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
    me: [MOM THIS BOOKOMGGGG]
    mom: no

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