Best Sigh Quotes This Week

lithium*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC

i literally never had a stage where i thought boys were icky and gross
i've literally been chasin the d since fresh out the womb

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 8:56pm UTC

This one's for all of the Wittians
that thought of a brilliant quote but forgot it when they went to post it. You're in our prayers and our hearts. <33

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 4:03pm UTC

throwback to the time when my grandma bought me a stuffed animal for easter when i was 6 that came with a tag with a code for the internet for a virtual world called "Webkinz" and started my so far 8 year internet addiction. thanks grandma, i love it. can i return it or is it too late?

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Cammie
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 9:07pm UTC

have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think "wow i'm hot" then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you're the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 11:49am UTC

me: *sees Back to School advertisements*
me: *screams*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 10:42am UTC

Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and fell asleep on the floor.
Other Brother: Yo momma so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Mom: Yo momma so stupid, she got pregnant four times and didn't put any of them up for adoption

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gab*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 6:43pm UTC

your f irst love
isn't always the first person you kiss, or the first person you date. Your first love is the person who you will always compare everyone else to. the person who you will never truly get over, even when you've convinced yourself you've already moved on.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 1:18am UTC

Witty Logic:
Wittian: Witty needs more members!
Friend: Witty *Looks over Wittian's shoulder* What's that?
Wittian: *X's out of window like it's pòrn* It's uh... It's... Nothing. It's nothing.

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 3:55pm UTC

do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and
one of the sleeves starts slipping down like it's
attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you f/cking dare”

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gab*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 5:21pm UTC


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.
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it always rains
THE hardest ON THE PEOPLE
WHO DESERVE the most sun.


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gab*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 6:48pm UTC

guys who live 1000 miles away: wow you're so beautiful, like literally perfect. all the nice girls live so far away! i wish i could meet you in person :(
guys who live in my town: wait, that thing is supposed to be a girl?

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 4:07pm UTC

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 6:32pm UTC

me to my friends when they're sad: [insert 6 page article of advice and compliments]
my friends when I'm sad: aw sorry

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Cammie
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 5:03pm UTC

its so expensive
to be a girl

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kara008
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 6:32pm UTC

It's okay, I get it.
Of course you chose her over me.
She is pretty, thin, and has been with
more guys than I can count;
the complete opposite of me.
Honestly, I'm used to it.

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gab*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 5:28pm UTC


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SLeePiNG iS
always nice because you get to
forget about everything
FoR a WHiLe.

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gab*
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 6:55pm UTC

i'm still very uncomfortable over the fact that 2007 was 7 years ago

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Cammie
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 6:14pm UTC

i'm still waiting for my
princess diaries transformation

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Ethanol
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 2:34pm UTC

me: [walking past book store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
me: [MOM THIS BOOKOMGGGG]
mom: no

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gab*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 5:45pm UTC

there is nothing worse than waking up in what you think is the middle of the night but then checking your clock just to see that you only have 2 minutes left until you have to get up

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