Best Sigh Quotes This Month

* Sabaism *
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 1:34pm UTC

Me: *Rushes to get essay done at last minute*
Me: *Wondering how the hell I got a good grade*
Me: *Wondering what drugs the professor was on when he graded these*
Me: *Wondering who his dealer is so I can get some*
Me: *Wondering if there's drugs that'll make me murder everyone*
Me: *Wondering what gun I'd use*
Me: *Imagining a gun*
Me: *Searching the interweb for that gun*
Me: *Finds that gun*
Me: *Gets sad because it costs too much*
Me: Well, I guess I wont be murdering people anytime soon..
Raven: Wait. What?

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SmileyFacesAreAmazing
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 9:24pm UTC

My mother had told me once
WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND HAD A FRIENDSHIP /////FALL APART THAT
SOME RELATIONSHIPS JUST END.
LIKE A STAR, THEY BURN BRIGHT AND BRILLIANT
and then nothing particular goes wrong, they just reach their end. ♥
they burn out.

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 9:16pm UTC

attractive boy: *exists*
me: oh no oh no what are you no stop what are you doing i no who told you who gave you the right to why would you no no go away no please leave me be no no that's go away you're no stop

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 5:21pm UTC

I got 99 problems
And math is 100 of them.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 6:21pm UTC

If I have both earbuds in my ears I am either...
♦ Having a terrible day, music keeps me sane.
♦ Trying to get a song out of my head
♦ Trying to focus on something
♦ Ignoring you
Just don't bother me, okay? xoxo

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 1:01pm UTC

Doctor: What this look like?
Me: A blob.
Doctor: (Sighs) And this one?
Me: A blob.
Doctor: Lastly, this one. Wait. Let me guess, it looks like a blob.
Me: No. Where'd you get that crazy idea? It's obviously a chicken.

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gab*
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 9:44pm UTC

you could live in the biggest house,
and come from the richest neighborhood. you could have amazing grades and the highest gpa in your class. you could be breathtakingly beautiful and own an amazing body. you could have a loving, caring family who are safe to be around. you could have a handsome boyfriend who always treats you like a queen, with many more boys trying to capture your heart. you could have a bunch of great friends who are trustworthy and loyal. you could be very athletic and make varisty team for all of the sports you play. but none of that great stuff stops the demons of your mind from taking over and totally making you feel like sh.t, because will depression give a fnck about how great, wonderful, and admired your life is?nope.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 1:11am UTC

I've had two months to do an assignment
And here I am rushing to get it done 2 minutes before it needs to be sent in
That my dear friends, is procrastination at it's finest.

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 12:34pm UTC

Confession #8
to me, the worst sound in the world
is the broken-hearted
crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry

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gab*
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 8:10pm UTC

"YOU'LL NEVER BE
WHAT HE WANTS"

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gab*
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 12:01am UTC

my biggest mistake
WASN'T FALLING FOR YOU, IT WAS THINKING THAT YOU HAD FALLEN FOR ME TOO.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 3:54pm UTC

I wish there was a medicine
that could cure ugliness and unpopularity.

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gab*
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 12:41pm UTC

OH,
I'M SORRY,
DID I CARE ABOUT
you TOO MUCH?

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Why I'm never eating again:
Me: *Stabs food with fork*
Food: *Falls off fork*
Me: *Stabs again*
Food: *Breaks into two peices*
Me: *Stabs murderously, greatly annoyed*
Food: *Gives me false thoughts that it's going to stay on the fork before falling off into my lap*

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lithium*
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 9:04pm UTC

*sends nudes*
reply: your room is messy

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 3:18pm UTC

Cookie Dough Formats
Autumn.
halloween. leaves. big sweaters. boots. pumpkins. pie. candy corn. warm yet cool temperatures. november. new movies. new music. thanksgiving. turkey. gobble gobble. thunderstorms. dark jeans. books. orange. yellow. pumpkin carving. jack o lanterns. trick or treating. fall flowers. flannels. beanies. fantabulous lighting for selfies. chili. candles. owls. hoot hoot. corn. leggings. falling leaves. haLLOWEEN. fall. autumn.
✗✘☠✘✗
Cookiedoughformats

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Amenah
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 7:14pm UTC

You know what sucks?
I was a shy little idiot when I first joined this website three years ago. And at that time, it was so much easier to make
friends on this website (because people tended to comment back faster, and weird as it is, it feels like they used to be
a lot kinder too?) and there were all these adorable groups of friends of really cool girls that I looked up to. And now,
having finally moved out of my 'shy little idiot' phase into my 'lol idgaf' phase, witty's so inactive that it's freaking lonely.
I wish I had spoken out when I had first joined. I feel like I've missed out on so much. I would love to have all these cutesy
witty bestfriendships like I had hoped to, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen because there are so few users on here
nowadays. I'd be surprised if 2014 isn't my last year here, unless something changes. This place is bumming me out.
(come at me, bro)

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 6:31pm UTC

What I expected when it turned 2014:
*Explosions*
Me: WOAH. I FEEL DIFFERENT. LIKE A NEW PERSON.
What really happened when it turned 2014:
*Firework booms*
Me: Oh...It's 2014...? Already..?

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
February 16, 2014 2:13pm UTC

Do you get less lonely
Or do you just get used to being alone?

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