kristabff posted a quote
August 26, 2013 4:03pm UTC
throwback to the time when my grandma bought me a stuffed animal for easter when i was 6 that came with a tag with a code for the internet for a virtual world called "Webkinz" and started my so far 8 year internet addiction. thanks grandma, i love it. can i return it or is it too late?
Cammie posted a quote
September 2, 2013 9:07pm UTC
have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think "wow i'm hot" then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you're the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet.
Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and fell asleep on the floor. Other Brother: Yo momma so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil. Mom: Yo momma so stupid, she got pregnant four times and didn't put any of them up for adoption
your f irst love isn't always the first person you kiss, or the first person you date. Your first love is the person who you will always compare everyone else to. the person who you will never truly get over, even when you've convinced yourself you've already moved on.
guys who live 1000 miles away: wow you're so beautiful, like literally perfect. all the nice girls live so far away! i wish i could meet you in person :( guys who live in my town: wait, that thing is supposed to be a girl?