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  1. MisunderstoodDreamer MisunderstoodDreamer
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2016 6:21am UTC
    You took a piece of me, and I let you.
    & t h a t w i l l n e v e r h a p p e n a g a i n .
    - Cristina Yang, Grey's Anatomy

  2. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2016 9:07am UTC
    I'll be the beauty queen in tears
    It's a new art form
    showing people
    how little we care

  3. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2016 12:18pm UTC
    Band aids don't fix bullet holes
    You say sorry just for show
    If you live like that
    you live with ghosts
    If you love like that
    blood runs cold

  4. basorexia* basorexia*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2015 11:10pm UTC
    Okay so today this comedian was telling us a story about how one time he was putting on a show and everyone was laughing except for these guys in their 20s wearing basketball jerseys right in the front row. Well, he decided to give them a scare, so he started to make basketball jokes so that they could get involved. Then, he took a basketball from props backstage, and he threw it right at the face of the one who seemed to not care the most wearing sunglasses. The guy didn't do anything, and the ball hit him right in the head as he fell over. To his utter surprise, the guy's friends all started laughing hysterically, saying, "He's blind! He's blind!" The comedian could barely see under the heavy spotlights, so he put a hand to his forehead and peered down at the audience. There, he saw a golden retriever who appeared to be his seeing-eye dog.
    And that, my friends, was what he deemed his worst show ever.
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  5. Fearow Fearow
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2015 3:33pm UTC
    Our debut was a masterpiece
    But in the end for you and me
    Oh, the show, it can't go on.

  6. _xLovex_ _xLovex_
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2015 3:36pm UTC
    Got a secret can you keep it,
    swear this one you'll save?
    Better lock it in your pocket,
    taking this one to the grave.
    If i show you then I know you
    won't tell what i said.
    Cause two can keep a secret,
    if one of them is de@d.
    -Pretty Little Liars

  7. _xLovex_ _xLovex_
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2015 3:35pm UTC
    Got a secret can you keep it,
    swear this one you'll save?
    Better lock it in your pocket,
    taking this one to the grave.
    If i show you then I know you
    won't tell what i said.
    Cause two can keep a secret,
    if one of them is dead.
    -Pretty Little Liars

  8. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2015 11:56pm UTC
    I love too much and show too little.

  9. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 7:27pm UTC
    Its hard to give second chances. It’s even harder to ask for them. A chance to do it again knowing what you know now, what you’ve learned. A chance to do it completely different. A chance to right our wrongs, to correct our mistakes. A chance to try and start over from scratch.
    - Greys Anatomy

  10. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 12:50am UTC
    I have a tattoo that says
    "find the crack." it's from the
    show Fringe, and if you have
    watched it, you'd know why.
    for those of you that have not
    watched it, it basically goes
    "find the crack. in the darkness,
    there's always a crack. it's how
    the light gets in." so it was to
    remind me to always look for
    the good (light) in the bad (dark.)
    yeah, it's really easy to live by
    that until s.hit gets pitch black.

  11. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2014 10:12pm UTC
    Hugging your crush like

  12. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2014 9:46pm UTC

  13. AnimeWolf56 AnimeWolf56
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2014 12:18pm UTC
    Fairy Tail
    <3

  14. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2014 12:37am UTC
    Sons Of Anarchy
    Final season premiere

  15. xxherexgoesxnothingxx xxherexgoesxnothingxx
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 12:34pm UTC
    Is it just me or did anyone else actually liked that show hannah montana ..
    maybe thats just me .. lol :$

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2014 11:43pm UTC
    "So now I'm looking for a
    sign of forgiveness. I've
    asked God for a sign of
    forgiveness. A specific
    one, a white tulip."

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 10:27pm UTC
    I have 2 baby kittens. one is brown tiger
    striped with white feet, and one is black
    with white feet. I've temporarily named
    them Shawn and Gus (because I just
    recently binge watched psych.. again.
    I can't help it guys, it's in my top shows
    and I re-watch all my shows because
    I have a problem.) and by temporarily,
    I mean it's their names until someone
    forces me to change them.
    [I'm not even joking about having a problem
    when it comes to shows. there are multiple
    shows, with five plus seasons, that I have
    watched well over 10 times now. yet I hate
    watching movies over again. go figure.]

  18. brookeleigh626 brookeleigh626
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 8:44pm UTC
    "We need out own show."
    -said every group of friends ever.

  19. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2014 1:12pm UTC
    You don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week...

  20. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2014 1:06pm UTC
    I used to love watching Pretty Little Liars but then it stopped coming on TV and it really p*ssed me off cos it was one of my favourite shows...I wanted to watch it online but I never got the time and now I can't be arsed cos I dont like watching shows online...

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