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  1. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2016 7:19pm UTC
    Why yes,
    I do participate in No Shave November through April

  2. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 11:09pm UTC
    I literally go around and force everyone to feel my legs
    after I shave them.

  3. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    Paticipating in No Shave November to keep myself warm
    Also participating in No Boyfriend November because I'll have all the love I need when This is A Wasteland, Catching Fire, etc, come out.

  4. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 4:14am UTC
    *breaks down your door*
    i just shaved my legs feel them

  5. 98angelblue* 98angelblue*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Me: *has leg hair that's 3/100000000000 of a centimeter long*
    Me: OMG IT'S LIKE THE AMAZON

  6. oneofakinddanielle oneofakinddanielle
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    When I shave my legs, I'm like a naked human pretzel.

  7. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    the struggle between
    “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fullck you to gender expectations" and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins" is so real

  8. SecretLife96 SecretLife96
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 1:00am UTC
    You don't know pain until you try to shave over mosquito bites...

  9. AshtonTheGamerDude AshtonTheGamerDude
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 4:46am UTC
    So I shave my upper lip and then put on after shave ... I can't stop puckering to smell my lip.

  10. RuthiedaCat RuthiedaCat
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    WEARING LONG PANTS IN
    THE SUMMER
    so that
    I CAN COVER MY UNSHAVED MANHOOD
    ~RuthiedaCat

  11. CalmYoTits CalmYoTits
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    Me: Do I need to shave my armpits?
    Me: *looks like a money trying to feel my armpits*
    Me: Well that's a yes.

  12. pervey_sage_girl pervey_sage_girl
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 3:21am UTC
    Being famous must be hard I mean, they must shave
    their legs like everyday!

  13. xXAyaRaeXx xXAyaRaeXx
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 1:20am UTC
    do you want to know how lazy I am?
    I didn't shave my legs from november to april.
    this is literally the first time I've even triend
    and even now I only shaved the bottom fourth
    because I have to wear capris in dance.

  14. kiwi* kiwi*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    Dear shaving commercials,
    Stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress,
    please shave a gorilla.

  15. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    I mustache you a question.
    But I'll shave it for later ;)

  16. Every1stellingmeSecrets Every1stellingmeSecrets
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    I mustache you a question
    but I'll shave it for later

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    I'd shave my legs
    for you

  18. haley44 haley44
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    I'd shave my legs for you, it may not seem like a lot, but believe me, it is
    haley44

  19. XxIcaxX XxIcaxX
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 10:35am UTC
    I mustache you a question.
    But I'll shave it for later.

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