Today, some guy brought in a
huge spiderman and batman
balloon for his kid's birthday.
They were each about 4ft. tall,
and took 3 of us to fill it safely
so it wouldn't pop. It ended up
being around $10 worth of helium.
Everyone was staring and telling him
how awesome the balloons were,
but seriously tho, f.uck the balloons,
he's a pretty awesome dad. Like,
I never got balloons on my birthday,
let alone 2 life-sized superheros that
probably cost a s.hitload just to buy
let alone the extra $10 to fill them
(plus then you had to tape side A to side
B, and add capes and s.hit, so over all
a lot of f.ucking effort) just for his kid.
Cool a.ss dad.