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  1. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    If watermelon exists, why dont
    - airmelons
    - firemelons
    - earthmelons
    exist too?
    The... Elemelons!

  2. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 11:22am UTC
    seriously if my kids end up being better looking than me they're grounded

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    I hate when I smell something,
    and I like have some sort of flashback.
    Like I could get a sniff of strawberry shampoo,
    and then it's just like woah, hello there summer of '07.

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 12:47am UTC
    "but... it's for little kids."
    hey now, it says for ages 5+
    on the box, I fit the criteria.

  5. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    I hate when someone actually
    decides to talk to me, and I try
    to be really funny and clever and
    I just offend them and they stop
    talking to me. Like, I can't handle
    this pressure.

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    *when I was a kid*
    me: *buys 5 things for like $5.*
    me: wait, I just bought one item?
    me: then what happened to all my money?
    me: I don't understand??

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    Friend: Do animals know when they're
    going to hibernate?
    Friend: or are they just roaming around
    in the woods collecting berries and s.hit,
    and then they're just like "woop, there it is"
    and pass the f.uck out?

  8. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    Once, I tried to teach my sister
    how to crochet on the way to the airport.
    The whole time everyone wouldn't stop laughing because anything she said could have been taken s.exually."I can't get my thingy in the hole." "My hole is so tight." "I'm playing with my thingy and hole."

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 6:39pm UTC
    I get embarrassed for characters when
    they do stupid s.hit in tv shows or movies.

  10. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    Dear parents.
    Not every child gets straight A's
    Not every child passes every exam.
    Not every child is good in every class.
    Not every child's hair is perfect.
    Not every child is spot free.
    Not every child is nice to everyone.
    We're kids.
    We aren't gonna get straight A's
    We aren't gonna pass every subject.
    We aren't good in every class.
    We're gonna have bad hair days.
    We're gonna get a spot every now&then.
    And we are NOT gonna be nice to everyone.
    Just because I don't always get straight A's
    doesnt mean I'm not capable.
    just because I don't pass every
    time doesn't mean I didn't study.
    just because I'm not good in every
    class doesn't mean I'm stupid.
    Just because my hair isn't always
    perfect doesn't mean I don't have nice hair.
    just because I get a spot doesn't mean I'm ugly.
    Just because I'm not nice to eeveryone
    doesnt mean I'm not a nice person.
    & until YOU are ALL
    of those things.
    i'd take this opportunity to
    stop expecting me to be.

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 1:06am UTC
    Rule to live by;
    everyone's an a.sshole,
    until proven otherwise.

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 5:32pm UTC
    When a guy perfectly descibes
    you as someone he's intersted
    in, but at the same time totally
    makes it obvious he doesn't
    actually want you, just a girl
    that is like you.

  13. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    "petition for robin thicke to be launched into the sun. "
    "my sources say that that would be illegal,
    but the lines are blurred so let’s go with yes."

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    Wittians: we're so accepting!
    lol hey, remember that time when
    two users got into a fight, and everyone
    signed a petition to get steve to ban the
    less-popular one out of them and decided
    that it was okay to make r.acist jokes about
    him since they now hated that user, because
    Wittians are just as horrible as everyone else?

  15. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    *at a store*
    me: omg I got a lot of stuff today.
    me: so excited to go home to look at it all.
    *at home*
    me: wtf? I only got like, two things?

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Today, some guy brought in a
    huge spiderman and batman
    balloon for his kid's birthday.
    They were each about 4ft. tall,
    and took 3 of us to fill it safely
    so it wouldn't pop. It ended up
    being around $10 worth of helium.
    Everyone was staring and telling him
    how awesome the balloons were,
    but seriously tho, f.uck the balloons,
    he's a pretty awesome dad. Like,
    I never got balloons on my birthday,
    let alone 2 life-sized superheros that
    probably cost a s.hitload just to buy
    let alone the extra $10 to fill them
    (plus then you had to tape side A to side
    B, and add capes and s.hit, so over all
    a lot of f.ucking effort) just for his kid.
    Cool a.ss dad.

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    Stranger: I like your ____.
    Me: Thanks.
    Me: Wait... was that sarcasm?

  18. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    it's pretty awkward when people
    you went to elementary school with
    were more mature back then.

  19. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 7:41pm UTC
    me when I have pizza.

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 11:38pm UTC
    boy: come warm me up ;)
    me: is this some sort of sick
    joke or are you actually flirting?
    me: like, I need to know this.


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