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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 15, 2015 7:32pm UTC

no, but one day, I have a friend
to do everything with. I'm pretty
much hired at a job. I have a big
check to get a car. I have a guy I
like, who said he would give me
a chance.
the next day? I have no friends to
do anything with. I've yet to get a
call back from the job yet, even tho
they basically told me they would
give me a chance. I can't get the car
until the bank holds the check for a
long a.ss time. and the guy won't
give me a chance, and won't even
talk to me.
one day everything is fabulous, A+,
and the next it's gone to crap. and that
has been my entire life.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 14, 2015 6:22pm UTC

I have absolutely no one.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 13, 2015 2:19pm UTC

I like to think I'm a goody-two-shoes,
never do bad things. but I've come to
realize that I'm not. I've actually done
a lot of illegal things. I used to drive,
alone, with just my permit. when I got
my license I let my sister drive with her
permit when I was the only one there
(which would have been fine, if I was
21 but I was not. lol whoops.) I throw
bottles and stuff at people who I hate's
houses. and I say all of this, as I have a
SPEED LIMIT SIGN IN MY BEDROOM,
I'm out of control, really.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 13, 2015 1:55pm UTC

my ex friend is against raising the minimum
wage, because it is "too close to communism"
and communism is satan's play thing I guess,
but the same friend quit her first and only job
where she was being paid minimum wage
because it "wasn't worth it." she is so against
minimum wage being raised but it's easy to be
against it when you aren't being paid it. she is
getting paid $9 an hour, which makes a huge
difference from $7.25 an hour. my first job? I
had to drive 30 miles (now that a bridge is out,
if I still worked there I would be driving 40 miles)
there and then another 30 miles back, for $30 a
shift. my truck gets 10/13 mpg at best. that is a
lot of gas, a lot of money going to trasportation
just to get to work. $9 an hour? that job would
have been way worth it, $7.25? it was a pretty
impossible job.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 12, 2015 6:11pm UTC

when I was in 5th grade, my cousin
was a cheerleader. she went over basic
moves with my sister and I, just for fun.
I would go to school and show friends
at recess. one time, doing that turned
into kicking this one kid in the face, hard.
accidentally of course. at the beginning of
this year, that kid was my boyfriend. he
was a nasty boyfriend at that. he'd s.hit
talk me over everything, and would rub
being r.aped in my face, because he was
friends with that guy who did it. obviously
it wasn't revenge or nothing because I do
not think he remembers me kicking him
in the face. but when we broke up, on top
of trash talking me, he also told everyone
I was a "dead lay" when we didn't even
sleep together. so, idk, I'm just saying
that remembering his crying face and
bloody nose is so much more enjoyable
than when it happened.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 11, 2015 12:47pm UTC

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baby, don't be that way.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 10, 2015 8:17pm UTC

why does everything have to go
wrong on the same day? what kind
of bull is that?

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 10, 2015 2:47pm UTC

so, the guy I really liked, more
than you even know, finally told
me that he changed his mind and
he won't ever give me a chance,
and I'm heartbroken.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 4, 2015 4:49pm UTC

there is a difference between liking
something in order to bond with a friend,
and liking something in order to suck the
love of that thing out of a friend. anything
I love, always had to be taken away by my
friend. I don't watch all of the shows that I
did, I don't do all of the things that I did,
and I don't listen to all of the music that I
did. because when my friend liked a thing
that I did, she was a "hardcore fan" before
she even watched/did/or listened to it.
she always had to upstage me, and know
more facts about the subject than I did. if
it was RuPaul's drag race, I had to watch
every season and episode and know
every queen in order to compete. but
that is the thing, the stuff I enjoy was just
that; something I enjoy. I don't want it to
turn into a chore to like something.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 4, 2015 4:25pm UTC

why my mother shouldn't be allowed
to converse with people I know's moms:
mom: hey hanna...
me: yeah?
mom: maria was at the store today.
me: that's cool... yeah... who's that?
mom: woody's mom.
(quick interuption to explain that woody
was the nickname of this kid I went to
school with. his legit name is not woody,
and I really think her and my sister are
the only ones that still call him that.)
me: oh.. yeah?
mom: yeah.. she said that woody is
coming back on break soon.
me: uh-huh..
mom: yeah, so I gave her the home phone
number, because I didn't know your cell, and
I told her to give it to him, and to give you a
call so you and him could catch up.. and stuff.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 4, 2015 1:51pm UTC

so, I'm very bad at telling someone
no and when I had a good bit of money
on amazon, I was pressured into buying
the sims 4 (it was like $60, man) and the
download time was insane so idk I am
still in a "f.uck origin" mood, so if any
of y'all want the sims 4 download origin
and I'll gladly give you my information
(I also have the sims 3, that came with
a stuff pack and I think an expansion
pack if you'd prefer that. origin made
expansions hard to get to, tho. lol I
forget how to, anyway. might give you
a tutorial on how to get them.)
though, the thing with origin is that you
need to open origin to play a game, and
only one person can be online at one time.
only bad part of that? one person can only
download at one time- and a download can
take forever. this might get zero traction, idk,
which would be fine I'm only offering to save
someone $60, but if it does and more than
one person wants it then one would have
to wait until the first finishes the download,
you feel me? and I'd ask that after you finish
the download, and you go to play the sims
and origin opens, that if you get a pop-up
that says "you are online on another device,
log out of that device and continue online or
continue offline and keep the other device
logged-in" that you select continue offline
(just incase someone is in the middle of
a download.) to manually go offline right
after download (which would make you
awesome click "origin" at the top right
and at the bottom of the drop down list
there is "go offline.")
if anyone decides to do it, I obviously ask
that you don't be a lame-o and try and change
my log-in info (lol you need to know the answer
to my security question anyway but still), do not
be a t.wat and purposely try to kick someone off
(an interupted download is annoying during a
long download process, it knocks of like 10%
of progress) I do know the answer to my security
question and I will change the info and ruin it
for everyone

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 1, 2015 11:51pm UTC

I've had a headache, and stress
hiccups, for at least a solid week
straight now. ahhh, adulting.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 1, 2015 11:29pm UTC

I hate having to adult. this is
literally the worst thing (not really)
it is awful. I DYED MY HAIR bc
old a.ss people have a problem
with any other color except for
"natural" ones in a work place.
0/10. do not recommend.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 22, 2015 7:01pm UTC

I really like this guy, and I'm trying
to make him like me again, but it's so
hard when he still wants his ex. I hope
she doesn't change her mind, and end
up giving him another chance. I hope
they don't get back together. and that
makes me feel like a bad person, but
I really like him. I'm not typically selfish,
but when it comes to him hell yeah I'm
gonna be selfish.
on facebook he didn't change his profile
picture in almost a year, and just a few days
ago he changed it to him and her together.
and it really hit hard. I'm so jealous.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 15, 2015 11:16pm UTC

this is gonna sound silly, but when
I was like mid-teen I made a deal with
god. now, like, I don't like talking about
religion because it isn't something that
everyone is on the same page about,
and I'd rather avoid the drama. plus, I
don't want anyone to be like "oh, she is
religious. she's dumb." or "oh, she isn't
religious. she's dumb." but I'm like very
concerned about this. anyway, my sister
was in the long distance relationship
with this guy, and he had an accident
and what have you. and the doctors at
the hospital said he died but they needed
a few days for some reason unknown.
anyway, my sister is bawling her eyes
out; heartbroken. so I was like "aye, god,
if you make it so that he is actually alive,
and that she is happy, you can make me
miserable for the rest of my life." anyway,
like 2-3 days later the doctors said that the
machine wasn't attached right and that he
ended up making it through. and ever
since I've been extremely miserable and
she hasn't so much as had a bad day.
even when her and the guy broke up and
such she didn't really have a miserable
day in her life. and yeah, idk, I feel like that
is my biggest regret in life tbh.
I repeated that to friends with different
religions, and I either get a "god wouldn't
do that" or "lol you are just paranoid, god
doesn't exist" and so on. I'm just sayin' I
was raised hella religious (like, not allowed
to watch Harry Potter religious) and I don't
know... (idek how to finish off this sentence.)

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 13, 2015 11:22pm UTC

if you text me at any given point, there
is a 900% chance I'll just respond with the
lyrics of Kokomo by the Beach Boys. I will
text the entire song, with background vocals.
try me. I have no chill when it comes to the
beach boys. Kokomo is my freakin' s.hit.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 12, 2015 11:23pm UTC

okay but can you imagine a life
where the most meaningful relationship,
aside from friends, you've had has been
with a guy that had too many issues to
even give it a shot? where the longest
relationship, aside from friends, you've
had has been with a guy who lived so
far away (well, not insanely far, but we
didn't drive at the time so yeah) that
your entire relationship was built on
skype? where you have too much..
anxiety to get a job, and where when
you finally try to get one and go to an
interview, you goof. a life where you
have nothing and no one, really. to
have no job, no hobby, no love, is
really quite the loney existence. it is
my life right now, and I wouldn't wish
it upon anyone.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 12, 2015 9:35pm UTC

I just really miss him.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 11, 2015 12:32pm UTC

I haven't posted a quote in like 3
days, guys. why? because I applied
for a job, and ended up getting an
interview. and I've learnt that if you
bring it up on social sites, that is
just begging for the universe to
f.uck you over. so kept it real hush
hush right. (my sister didn't, she
posted it to facebook which as I
said is BAD FREAKIN' JUJU.)
anyway, I didn't get the job. which
is sad. but it's whatever. they asked
impossible questions I didn't even
understand, and then asked stuff
that didn't have anything to do
with the job.
like: "name a time you used goals
to meet someone's expectations in
a work place, and explain how you
know you went above and beyond
those expectations?" tbh, anything
that mentions "goals" confuses me
instantly, I don't know why, so I like
answered that like a second grader.
and then personal things like: "so,
how did you prepare for exams in
school? did you study?" and "what
are your goals for the future? do you
plan to go to college?" and "what
were your interests in school? what
were your favorite subjects?" like,
I'm sorry, my raging hard-on for
math and science has nothing to do
with this job. and I'm 20 with no high
school diploma, applying to kmart,
does it LOOK like I'm going to be
leaving for college anytime soon?
idk, I feel like they tricked me because
they were like "so, do you like register
or do you prefer stocking and things
like that?" and I replied with stocking
because that is pretty much all I did
at my other job.. yeah, it was for a
cashier position. (they also threw some
digs at my hair, even though I said I am
willing to dye it "naturally" for a job.)

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 8, 2015 12:59am UTC

friend: *has problem*
me: *spends 3hrs making her feel better.*
me: *has problem.*
friend: fix it yourself.
friend: why are you mad? I'm helping.

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