Best Seriously Quotes This Year

yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:08pm UTC

how are good looking guys always
friends with other good looking guys like is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 5:42pm UTC

While walking into a store, I over heard a conversation between a guy and a girl.
"But, I'm tired of dating a girl with scars all over her legs. It stresses me."
I know I shouldn't of said anything, But I did. I turned to him and said,
Just because your girlfriend has scars all over her legs, doesn't mean anything. Your girlfriend is beautiful in
every way, and it takes a right guy to see that. But unfortunately, that guy isn't you. If you were
a real man, you would tell her she's beautiful even if she has scars all over her legs.
I know it could be stressful for you, But it's more stressful for her. Scars are beautiful, it means you
won the fight but not the war. If you weren't such a ignorant guy, you would stick with her through this..
When everyone heard me stick up for her...
They clapped and said well done.
I never felt so proud in my life.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 12:44pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
You know what's funny?
Not you. So shut up.

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definition
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 6:41pm UTC

*Eats celery stick*
*Gains 10 pounds*

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sexwithniallhoran69
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 8:58pm UTC

Oh my gosh guys
They made Nutella flavored ice cream in Germany
DAD I'M MOVING TO GERMANY.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 12:37pm UTC

I just want someone who will hug me from behind and kiss my forehead and snuggle with me when its cold and cook amazing food and make me hot chocolate and go shopping with me and looks incredibly sexy in anything and still be adorable and build a snowman in the summer and be able to fly and be bestfriends with my favorite artists so I can meet them and have a time travel machine and breathe fire and lift thousands of pounds and transform into any creature in the world.
Like seriously is that too much to ask for?
.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 7:58pm UTC

Person: you have a pimple on your face
Me:
Me: woah thank you
Me: i wasn't aware at all
Me: i must have been too dumb to notice it in the first place
Me: if you had never told me, who knows how long that pimple was going to be on my face
Me: well i guess now that you informed me..
Me: i shall sprinkle fairy dust on my face to make it disappear
Me: anyways, thanks again
Me: i really appreciate it
hope you noticed the sarcasm

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 6:15pm UTC

isn't your first birthday technically your second?

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 11:57pm UTC

Guess what, everyone!?
Not all girls are pretty. Not all guys are hot.
I know, this is a brand new concept.
Go ahead and take a moment.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 10:43pm UTC

I can honestly say I'm confused and annoyed
With this thing where people write like a normal human, and then aLL OF A SUDDEN THEY GO ALL CAPS ON YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORD. LIKE DID YOU HIT THE CAPS BUTTON ON ACCIDENT THEN FORGET WHERE IT WAS ON YOUR KEYBOARD, OR ARE YOU TRYING TO FOLLOW THIS NEW STUPID TUMBLR "TREND"?

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 3:18pm UTC

can you imagine if you were watching one of those special reports on obesity
and they show the fat people walking and you saw yourself

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Butterbear
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Uh, did Witty like
lose half of its members while
i was in school or something?

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 3:57pm UTC

People: Ugly teenagers become attractive adults.
Me: My whole life depends on this.

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 4:30pm UTC

whats the html code to happiness

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 6:35pm UTC

side effects of doing drugs: you'll never shut the f/ck up about the fact you do drugs

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 6:35pm UTC

I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar
and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 8:31am UTC

It's odd.
Everyone complains about jocked quotes on here, yet they fave the jocked quotes MUCH more than they fave the original ones. If you're so tired of unoriginality, stop spurring it on.

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 7:12pm UTC

if you ever
ever
try to wake me before i am ready to wake up at a sleepover
i will have no problem in ending your existence

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 5:05pm UTC

*hanging out with my friend and her new boyfriend*
Them: Exchanging rings.
Me: What are you doing?
The Boyfriend: Oh you wouldn't get it, it's an Irish thing.
Me on the outside: Oh.
Me on the inside: I KNOW I'M FCKING IRISH TOO
Me on the inside: *grows red beard*
Me on the inside: *puts on green top hat*
Me on the inside: *gets corn cob pipe*
Me on the inside: *irish jigs away*

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 6:50pm UTC

i will stop loving black
when they make a
darker color.

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