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  1. Gi1433 Gi1433
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2016 12:23am UTC
    That moment #12
    When you get on Witty 4 years after you made it and cringe at everything you wrote

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2016 12:28pm UTC
    my aunt broke my car door. which resulted in me breaking my phone. which means I have to spend every dime I earned to fix both of those things. all because I was a good person and lent someone my car.

  3. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2015 12:56am UTC
    I must be made of nothing to feel so much nothing.

  4. Sweden* Sweden*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2014 10:33pm UTC
    5:00 AM
    I can hear thin breathing, as you sleep.
    I know, lately sleep was hard to get.
    The cold air is surrounding us,
    just like the thin piece of darkness covers us.
    My head was on your shoulder as you slept,
    I fiddled with your hair and you sleepily,
    whispered "do you still love me..?"
    I know, I had it inside "yes.." I admitted.
    I could feel my lungs, exploding.
    Trying to grow back like star fishes-Patrick Starfish.
    I was gasping for air inside, you didn't answer.
    I knew, you had it in you, that you would say "no".
    So, I would casually fake smile for you.
    Because, all you wanted me for was a friend.
    Not, a lover. Just a friend in trust and need.
    I could feel myself, wishing for us together.
    So I continued, fiddling with your hair,
    hearing your shallow breathing as you sleep.
    I know your eyes was shut closed, dreaming.
    The air was still cold, it was still 5:00 AM.
    And I was still left in love with you.

  5. Goose Goose
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2014 9:59pm UTC
    Fun things to do when you're bored #1
    Answer every question you are asked or that you can come up with with "Satan"
    Example:
    Me: "Hey, mom, I'm going over to a friend's house."
    Mom: "Okay, who?"
    Me: "Satan."

  6. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2014 9:35pm UTC
    Once upon a time,
    An angel and a devil
    held a wishbone between them.
    It's snap split the world in two.

  7. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 3:55pm UTC
    THE DO'S
    BOOK This or That Quiz
    Physical book or e-book?
    Physical
    Audio or book in hand?
    Book in hand
    Paperback or hardcover?
    Hardcovers, I like using the sleeves as mini posters for my wall.
    Adult or Young Adult?
    YA
    Series or standalone?
    Series gives answers instead of unanswerable questions
    Dog ears or bookmarks?
    Dog Ear
    Breaking the spine or barely opening the book?
    I open it enough to read comfatably and not damage the book.
    Borrow or buy?
    Buy
    Bookstore or online?
    Online
    Fiction or non-fiction?
    Fiction hands down
    Fantasy world or real life issues?
    Both, there's something comforting about Mermaids having bad hair days. Even Heroes have the right to bleed.
    Kindle, iPad, or other?
    Nook
    Monster read or short & sweet?
    Both
    Starry-eyed romance or full of action?
    Romance ♥
    Curl up in a Snuggie or bathe in the sun?
    Curled up in a blanket, I get to hot outside
    Read the review or decide for yourself?
    I like to decide for myself
    Zombies or unicorns?
    Jalex ;)
    Source: laurenreadsya (Tumblr blog)

  8. vintagy vintagy
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 12:53pm UTC
    Nope, my nonexistent crush doesn't keep me up every night.
    Fandom problems do.

  9. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 3:04am UTC
    If you were to remove all of the empty space from the atoms that make up every human on earth, the entire world population could fit into an apple.
    Sorrywhat-Quote.4

  10. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 3:02am UTC
    During a solar eclipse, the shadows of leaves make the same crescent shape of the eclipsing sun. The image is made by light passing through tiny holes in the leaves.
    Sorrywhat-Quote.3

  11. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 2:59am UTC
    Dead people can get goosebumps
    Sorrywhat-Quote.2

  12. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 2:53am UTC
    If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die. Humans cant handle that much vitamin A.
    Sorrywhat- Quote No.1

  13. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 1:47pm UTC
    "I need to stop,"
    I whispered to myself as I
    clicked 'next episode'.

  14. sevendegrees sevendegrees
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 4:23am UTC
    Do not ever watch your first supernatural episode in school

  15. Gi1433 Gi1433
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2014 9:46pm UTC
    That moment #11 When you just hate everything for no reason

  16. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 10:28pm UTC
    Someone tell me a television series to watch.
    Pleeease.

  17. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    You know you're a whovian when #2
    you think bow ties are cool

  18. still_standing_strong still_standing_strong
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    NO 7 Ru;le
    Of Bei ng A Lady
    Dont fall for a guy who isin't willing to catch you

  19. still_standing_strong still_standing_strong
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    NO 6 Ru;le
    Of Bei ng A Lady
    Respect yourself,
    if you dont; neither will he.

  20. still_standing_strong still_standing_strong
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 1:00pm UTC
    NO 4 Ru;le
    Of Bei ng A Lady
    If someone leaves or gives up,
    its their loss, not yours

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