Best Senior Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Senior Prom vs. Laser Tag
Can I wear a pretty dress?
Prom: It is expected of you
Laser tag: Why not? Who says you can't play laser tag in a ball gown?
Are people going to touch me?
Prom: Yes. Most of them. Most of whom you hate.
Laser tag: Unlikely. If they do, shoot them.
Approximate cost?
Prom: $100-$300 dollars at a minimum
Laser tag: $25
Will I feel the need to shower away my shame and rage at the end of the night?
Prom: Yes. Yes you will.
Laser tag: No. You must bathe only to wash away the blood of thine enemies.
Can I pretend to be Princess Leia defending the republic?
Prom: No. You will feel more like Slave Leia with Jabba the Hutt. Gross people touching you.
Laser tag: Hell yeah, you can. You must avenge your home planet of Alderaan.
Will my ears be violated by the sound of terrible music?
Prom: So violated that your ears could file charges
Laser tag: No. Only the sweet sound of phasers.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 2:28pm UTC

high school sucks because you spend all 4 years trying to figure out which friends are genuine and as soon as you realize who your real friends are, you graduate

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 8:32pm UTC

While walking downstairs to lunch with a few new friends, one of the guy seniors
walked by and whispered 'freshman friday, watch out' in the creepiest voice
I've ever heard. So being the idiot I am, I replied 'senior sunday, we have bingo'

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 9:49am UTC

There was a boy.
He was a "nerd" freshman.
With no friends.
So one day, he took all his books home and
On the sidewalk, he tripped.
So the jock of the freshman saw him, and reached out to help him.
The jock invited him over to his house, to play some video games.
They became friends, more like best friends.
Four years later, graduation came.
The nerd freshman was the senior valedictorian.
And he gave his speech;
"I just want to thank my best friend for helping me when I dropped my books that day, four years ago. I was carrying all my books home because I didn't want my mom to do it for me. I was going to do suicide. Thank-you for saving my life." He said crying.
Thank you for reading this; this is a true story, to prove that jocks aren't always mean. And that's how to save a life.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 12:27am UTC

You seniors, you're focused on college,
You're focused on your work after high school;
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO NEXT.
You're focused on tomorrow, aren't you?
You've got plenty of time for tomorrow.
But these tonights? They're going by fast.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

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Yo_Im_Ronan_
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 11:09pm UTC

Was it not October like 3 weeks ago?

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 7:20pm UTC

Confession....#1
I'm going to fail senior year again,
And i couldn't care less
:/

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 7:33pm UTC

maybe one day our talks will end in |||||||
more than a hug. ♥

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Destiny*
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 12:52pm UTC

By the time you're a senior in high school,
you've an average of 17,000 hours in school.

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 8:34pm UTC

So this weekend, my school's Model UN team was at a conference.
Saturday night, the (very cute) president of our team and I left dinner early cause I was upset over something. Instead of going back to the hotel with everyone else, we walked around downtown for like 2 hours, and I spilled out everything to him. As we were walking, some lady stopped us to ask me, "Has he told you you look beautiful yet? Because you do" And he was like, "Yeah, she does look great." It was just so sweet but like omg she thought we were on a date...
(LOLOL I wish)

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Feeling_free
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:08pm UTC

Graduation Time!
I am madly in love with this senior who is graduating on Sunday.
I'm not sure what to do! He's goofy, super nice, funny and... perfect.
This is my last chance to tell him how I feel.
50 faves by Sunday and I will confess my love.

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valerieexrainbowss
posted a quote
December 14, 2013 12:39pm UTC

That awkward moment when
the only thing you get an A on
is an online anxiety test

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 6:14pm UTC

♥ i'm becoming too attached to you but i shouldn't --
>> i have no chance; there's nothing here & there never was

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 1:07am UTC

i tried so hard not to fall, but next thing i knew
>> i was already lying on the bottom, predictably broken. ♥

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MegaFunsize101
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 5:31pm UTC

*Seniors at school*
Ugh I HATE freshmen.
*Me the day after last day of freshman year*
Ugh I HATE freshman too.

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 9:22pm UTC

for a second
YOU LOOKED AT ME
& your eyes lingered ON MY LIPS.

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 12:41am UTC

Him: I love her, and will always have a thing for her. Whether or not we are officially together, I just don't see it ending. It certainly got close recently, but it didn't break.
Me: *heart plummets to floor and shatters into a million pieces*
Me: Aw that's good, I'm so glad to hear that .

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TylerLumberjack
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 3:48pm UTC

To the teacher who tried to get me in trouble on my last day of senior year.
You are sad
with a
dose of pathetic.

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 8:08pm UTC

h e d i d n ' t s a v e m e . N o - h e t a u g h t m e h o w to
save myself.

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 9:50pm UTC

but for a second I thought
{{ y o u m i g h t a c t u a l l y k i s s m e }}

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