Selfies Quotes

Sandie
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October 3, 2013 2:17pm UTC

a selfie a day keeps everyone away

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Beau*
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September 28, 2013 11:03am UTC

How is it possible for some people to take amazing selfies,
when I just can't hold the camera in front of my face?

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MoonAngel
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 3:08pm UTC

i wish the mirror and my photos could
agree on how I look

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CookieMonster09*
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August 24, 2013 3:40pm UTC

takes: 120 selfies
deletes:120 selfies
loses: 5 minutes of your life
gains: insecurity about yourself and how you look.

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Bambi10
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August 20, 2013 6:57am UTC

i don't get why people always take selfies using the mirror
like seriously, have you ever heard of the magical button that let's you reverse the camera.

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Saveherass
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August 16, 2013 5:18pm UTC

hell is a room where the wallpapers are all your failed selfies

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WhenAllElseFails
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 12:31pm UTC

Has anyone else ever noticed that
every single girl everywhere has a certain face they do in every selfie.

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gab*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 9:14pm UTC

we should be
allowed to submit our favorite selfie for school yearbook photos
instead of having to do picture day.

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dolph*
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August 13, 2013 4:28pm UTC

*breaks into an art museum and staples my selfies on all the artwork*

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 12:31pm UTC

So I just realized that my laptop has a webcam and spent the last 20 minutes taking selfies.

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HighTaco
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 6:23pm UTC

Lighting is just the flash on gods camera when he's taking selfies.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Me: *Takes selfie*
Me: Oh, this is pretty.
*1 week later*
Me: Oh god thats hideous!

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catchtheshadows
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July 28, 2013 4:40am UTC

Mirror: No
Camera: Hell no

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 5:45pm UTC

I took 99 selfies and I can't use one

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 6:37pm UTC

me: *posts selfie*
me: *hears police sirens*

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xXjustapersonXx
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 12:41pm UTC

Is there a special class,
you can take to learn how to look somewhat decent in selfies?

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 3:55am UTC

I don't always wear makeup,
but when I do it's 4am, I cake it on,
and take a sh.tload of selfies.

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 3:34pm UTC

i wish i was cute so that i could take
selfies and not want to kill myself

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lithium*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Why do girls associate their selfies with a deep yet irrelevant quote
I do not understand the correlation

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lithium*
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 7:36am UTC

is today father's day or SELFIES WITH YOUR FATHER DAY

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