Best Selfie Quotes This Year

happiest*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 2:25pm UTC

i may be ugly and annoying but at least i don’t have a selfie of me as my phones background

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 3:29pm UTC

to scare everyone on halloween im just going to upload a selfie

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 3:10pm UTC

That one good selfie that you use as an icon
for basically every social network site

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:26pm UTC

miley literally is a genius she did all of this sh-t at award shows and performances and made people talk about her for months, and her album ends up being #1 and breaking records and now she’s just sitting back at her house laughing about all the money/success she has and going back to taking selfies with her dogs. she’s so smart.

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happiest*
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November 6, 2013 2:23pm UTC

have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 2:28pm UTC

*posts a selfie* 107 people unfollowed

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 2:13pm UTC

"what are you getting all dressed up for"
"mom i’m taking a selfie"

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 10:32am UTC

lightning is just the flash on God's camera when he's taking selfies

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 11:10am UTC

Have you ever taken a selfie and when you first look at it you think,
"Wow. I'm hot." and then, like, a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you're the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet?

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 3:16pm UTC

do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:48am UTC

Me: *threatens to post a selfie*

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lithium*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 6:29pm UTC

me: [smashes through crush's bedroom window]
me: sO I NOTICED YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY SELFIE
me: [revs up chainsaw]

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 4:04pm UTC

me: *gets over 50 likes on a selfie*
me: they like me! they really like me!

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 1:34pm UTC

hey mom u mind helping me carry the stove to the bathroom i have to take a selfie

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 9, 2014 10:27pm UTC

I spent 10 minutes today
Trying to explain to my grandma what
A selfie was
It wasn't the easiest job in the world

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 5:10pm UTC

*Conversation between my future child and I*
Child: "Mom, how did you and daddy meet?
Me: "Well, it all started when he liked my embarassing selfie"

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
April 30, 2014 8:58pm UTC

My spanish teacher sitting in front of his computer before class and the bell rings him
Him: "I'll teach you Spanish today....
But first let me take a selfie"

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mcbirder

posted a quote
May 3, 2013 11:29am UTC

Me: *takes selfie*
Me: Well.
Me: That's not me.
Me: That's not even a person.
Me: What is that?
Me: Oh my god kill it.
Me: It's going to come for me in the night.
Me: Help me.
Me: *cries*

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sophsunflower12

posted a quote
July 16, 2013 5:53pm UTC

looking at old selfies on my
computer makes me cringe.

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lithium*
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 6:17pm UTC

hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 24 likes I think I’m ready to go pro

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