Best Security Quotes This Month

spence*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 5:10pm UTC

Your daughter: Mummy, how did you meet daddy?
You: well I was going into a hotel and saw your dad
as soon as he came out of the elevator. we bumped
into each other, and in the moment when I first laid my
eyes on him I fell in love with him.
your celebrity crush who's your husband: if that's what
you call stalking and trying to run past security, into
the elevato and jumping on top of me while screaming
in my ear then fine, that's what happened.

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 3:47pm UTC

Why do we feel safe under
blankets? It's not like a murderer
will come in thinking
"i'm going to ki... - ahh damn!
She's under a blanket."

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 7:46pm UTC

It would be funny to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the shopping centre
and see the look on security's face when they pull off that first mask.

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*anachronism*
posted a quote
November 3, 2014 1:18pm UTC

IN A FIT OF RAGE YOU SAY THE FIVE WORDS SHE NEVER WANTED TO HEAR,
LIKE A CODE TO BREAK THE BEAM HOLDING HER UP.
I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE.
WHY HAS THIS GOTTEN SO EASY? IT'S AS IF THERE'S A SPARE KEY IN YOUR
POCKET THAT YOU'VE BEEN USING TO UNLOCK EVERY DOOR SHE CLOSED
WHEN THE LAST ONE DIDN'T OPEN THEM CORRECTLY. SHE HAS
BARRICADED AND CONCEALED HERSELF IN THE DEPTHS OF A DARK ROOM
AND IT WAS UP TO YOU NOT TO RIP OFF THE DOORKNOB WHEN TRYING TO
GET IN.
I'M SORRY, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
ACCESS DENIED. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY TIMES HER BODY SCANS
YOUR FINGERTIPS OR IF HER EYES RECOGNIZE YOURS; YOU HAVE
BREACHED THE SECURITY AND NOW ITS BACK TO PHASE ONE IF BREAKING
INTO THE GIRL WHO COULD HAVE SAVE YOU.

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timi
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 7:16pm UTC

I can give you what every person desires:
Love, affection, warmth and security.
All you need to give me in return is your freedom.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 8:04pm UTC

Ever get lonely? Don't worry. The NSA is right there with you.

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TrapX
posted a quote
September 6, 2016 8:18pm UTC

Quoted from: http://www.csoonline.com/article/3113055/security/deception-technology-grows-and-evolves.html
Current security systems send up a lot of alerts, many of them false positives. And the move to a new generation of systems based on machine learning isn't helping, said Lawrence Pingree, analyst at Gartner. "Those kind of algorithms tend to have a lot more false positives than other approaches," he said. "I've sat in front of a SIEM with 5,000 alerts an hour, and I've had to triage that. That's an overwhelming data set." A deception grid changes this dynamic. "In a deception system, the alerts you get are very minimal, and any alert you get says that something is awry," he said. "It's an almost zero false positive solution. That's a huge win for security professionals."

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TheCovertComic
posted a quote
June 5, 2021 3:09am UTC

In the interest of data security, the still small voice within has been encrypted.

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