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  1. TrapX TrapX
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2016 8:18pm EDT
    Quoted from: http://www.csoonline.com/article/3113055/security/deception-technology-grows-and-evolves.html
    Current security systems send up a lot of alerts, many of them false positives. And the move to a new generation of systems based on machine learning isn't helping, said Lawrence Pingree, analyst at Gartner. "Those kind of algorithms tend to have a lot more false positives than other approaches," he said. "I've sat in front of a SIEM with 5,000 alerts an hour, and I've had to triage that. That's an overwhelming data set." A deception grid changes this dynamic. "In a deception system, the alerts you get are very minimal, and any alert you get says that something is awry," he said. "It's an almost zero false positive solution. That's a huge win for security professionals."

  2. *anachronism* *anachronism*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2014 1:18pm EST
    IN A FIT OF RAGE YOU SAY THE FIVE WORDS SHE NEVER WANTED TO HEAR,
    LIKE A CODE TO BREAK THE BEAM HOLDING HER UP.
    I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE.
    WHY HAS THIS GOTTEN SO EASY? IT'S AS IF THERE'S A SPARE KEY IN YOUR
    POCKET THAT YOU'VE BEEN USING TO UNLOCK EVERY DOOR SHE CLOSED
    WHEN THE LAST ONE DIDN'T OPEN THEM CORRECTLY. SHE HAS
    BARRICADED AND CONCEALED HERSELF IN THE DEPTHS OF A DARK ROOM
    AND IT WAS UP TO YOU NOT TO RIP OFF THE DOORKNOB WHEN TRYING TO
    GET IN.
    I'M SORRY, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
    ACCESS DENIED. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY TIMES HER BODY SCANS
    YOUR FINGERTIPS OR IF HER EYES RECOGNIZE YOURS; YOU HAVE
    BREACHED THE SECURITY AND NOW ITS BACK TO PHASE ONE IF BREAKING
    INTO THE GIRL WHO COULD HAVE SAVE YOU.

  3. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 7:46pm EST
    It would be funny to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the shopping centre
    and see the look on security's face when they pull off that first mask.

  4. timi timi
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 7:16pm EDT
    I can give you what every person desires:
    Love, affection, warmth and security.
    All you need to give me in return is your freedom.

  5. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 5:10pm EDT
    Your daughter: Mummy, how did you meet daddy?
    You: well I was going into a hotel and saw your dad
    as soon as he came out of the elevator. we bumped
    into each other, and in the moment when I first laid my
    eyes on him I fell in love with him.
    your celebrity crush who's your husband: if that's what
    you call stalking and trying to run past security, into
    the elevato and jumping on top of me while screaming
    in my ear then fine, that's what happened.

  6. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 8:04pm EDT
    Ever get lonely? Don't worry. The NSA is right there with you.

  7. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 3:47pm EDT
    Why do we feel safe under
    blankets? It's not like a murderer
    will come in thinking
    "i'm going to ki... - ahh damn!
    She's under a blanket."

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