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  1. phee phee
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2017 12:05pm UTC
    we're smiling
    but we're close to tears

  2. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2017 5:02pm UTC
    you left with no warning
    and took the summer from my life

  3. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2016 4:02pm UTC
    I'm still alive
    but I'm barely breathing

  4. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2016 1:42pm UTC
    Going back to the corner
    where I first saw you,
    Gonna camp in my sleeping bag
    I'm not gonna move

  5. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2016 5:32pm UTC
    what am I supposed to say,
    when I'm all choked up
    & you're ok

  6. ♥Dreamer* ♥Dreamer*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 5:34pm UTC
    Sometimes love's intoxicating
    You're coming down, your hands are shaking
    When you realize there's no one waiting

  7. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 10:12am UTC
    FIRST, YOU THINK THE WORST IS A BROKEN HEART
    WHAT'S GONNA KILL YOU IS THE SECOND PART
    AND THE THIRD, IS WHEN YOUR WORLD SPLITS DOWN THE MIDDLE
    Six degrees of Separation
    AND FOURTH, YOU'RE GONNA THINK THAT YOU FIXED YOURSELF
    FIFTH, YOU SEE THEM OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE
    AND THE SIXTH IS WHEN YOU ADMIT THAT
    YOU MAY HAVE F.UCKED UP A LITTLE

  8. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 10:48am UTC
    Theatre Pickup Line #143
    Are you my lines? Because I'll never forget you.

  9. kiss_my_scars kiss_my_scars
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 8:47pm UTC
    It's time for the world to solve its own problems

  10. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 10:57am UTC
    I may not have the softest touch
    I may not say the words as such
    And though I may not look
    like much I'm yours

  11. AmieRee^-^* AmieRee^-^*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    Needy: But Jennifer, your too young to go to the bartender
    Jennifer: Yeah, well I'll just play Hello Titty with the Bartender.

  12. moonstone7777 moonstone7777
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    what gonna kill you is the second part

  13. liftyourselfandflywithoutwings liftyourselfandflywithoutwings
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    Fake a smile, yeah, lie and say that,
    You're better now than ever, and your life's okay.
    When it's not.
    No.

  14. Sugarlollies78 Sugarlollies78
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 4:09am UTC
    Marks of battle, they still feel raw
    A million pieces of me, on the floor
    I'm damaged goods, for all to see
    Now who would ever wanna be with me?
    Exit Wounds ~ The Script

  15. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    PHINEAS AND FERB ON WITTYPROFILES
    Phineas: Hey candice, what are you doing
    Candice: I'm posting quotes on a website called wittyprofiles where
    people favourite your quotes and the quote having more faves than
    any other quotes becomes top quote.
    Ferb: *blinks eyes*
    Phineas: *blinks eyes*
    Phineas:ok
    In the backyard
    Phineas: ferb, i know what we are going to do today
    Isabella: hey feneas, whatcha doin ?
    Phineas:we are going to make a wittyprofiles account and posts
    quote
    Isabella: OK, i'll tell you some quotes to post.
    Major: angent P. Doofenshmirtz is spending his all time on
    computer. He is planning something evil. Go find out
    Perry: *goes to doofenshmirtz home*
    Stacey: hey candice, isn't that the picture of your brothers on
    this account on wittyprofiles.
    Candice: yeah, Its thier pic.
    Candice: Phineas , ferb, Is the account Paf6324 is your account?
    Phineas: yeah candice, this website is good. We posted 100 quotes
    and 5000 followes in 1 hour.
    Candice: *shocked* what? Thats not fair. Im on witty for 6 months
    and got just 50 followers.
    Phineas: well, dont be upset, you'll get more
    Candice: Im gonna tell this to mom, you are so in trouble.
    Random stranger: *comments on Phineas and ferb's account* hey you
    guys look so young in profile pic. Aint you too young to have a
    witty account?
    Phineas: yes, we are
    Stranger:ok then its always good to see kids joining witty
    Background music: doofenshmirtz evil in corporated
    *perry gets trapped in a cage*
    Doofenshmirtz: oh hey perry the platipus come. I was waiting for
    you. See this, this is delete-inator Ok im going to tell you my
    evil plan. My brother is too famous on social networks and i am
    not. So i decided to delete his account with this
    delete-inator.
    Candice: mom mom Phineas and ferb have a secret account on a
    website. Come come, over there
    Mom: ok candice,
    *perry gets himself out of the cage and kicks doofenshmirtz*
    *doofenshmirtz switches on delete-inator*
    *perry kicks doofenshmirtz*
    *doofenshmirtz hits delete-inator which cause change in the
    direction of the rays coming from delete-inator*
    *rays go to Phineas and ferb's computer and delete thier
    account*
    *delete-inator gets broken*
    Doofenshmirtz: curse you perry the platipus.
    Candice: mom mom come *mom comes and checks the computer*
    Mom: candice, there is no any account with username Paf6324, but
    isn't that you on this account candiceJ.
    Candice: but but but *shocked*
    Perry:grrr
    Phineas: oh there you are perry

  16. SayNoToGnomes SayNoToGnomes
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 4:15am UTC
    "I'll leave the door on the latch if you ever come back."

  17. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    What am I supposed to do, when the best part of me was always you?
    What am I suppesed to say, when I'm all chocked up and you're okay?

  18. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 8:21am UTC
    Already broken
    Already gone
    Already know you're moving on

  19. Pudding007 Pudding007
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 11:18am UTC
    Already see it in your face, already someone in my place, i'm a breathing, talking, dead man walking

  20. *Sacha* *Sacha*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 10:13am UTC
    He'd say "Music was the home for your pain"
    And explained I was young, he would say
    Take that rage, put it on a page
    Take that page to the stage
    Blow the roof off the place
    If You Could See Me Now - The Script

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