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  1. Undersea Undersea happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 12:48pm UTC
    My highest achievement ever is
    Getting 36 on Flappy Bird

  2. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 1:51pm UTC
    Your favorite band member will date you.
    You just have to get a score of 9,999 on Flappy Bird

  3. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 11:48am UTC
    THURSDAY NIGHT: Im gonna go home and take a nap.
    At 11:00: Im gonna go to my friends house.
    AT MIDNIGHT: (which would technically be the morning of FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH) We're gonna go see THE HOBBIT.
    FIVE HOURS LATER, I need to get up for school.
    WANNA KNOW THE REAL MIRACLE?
    MY MOTHER, APPROVES OF THIS PLAN.
    SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. My_Lazy_Knight* My_Lazy_Knight*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 11:58am UTC
    tally up those points for me,
    were settling the score,
    after everything we've started,
    your gonna keep begging for more,
    (watch this)

  5. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 1:15am UTC
    It's crazy to me that i have $110 just from saving up all of my money, i bought a few things for school since it's better to get school supplies now anyways.
    & I'm saving up the rest of my money for when i go to Brantley Gilbert, Montgomery Gentry,Randy Houser and Country Jam. Plus come July 16 ill be working again and my money will just add right up .

  6. TylerLumberjack TylerLumberjack
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Today I beat my personal record
    for
    most consecutive days lived...
    SCORE!
    follow me, i'll follow back !

  7. MakeMeFeelYourLove MakeMeFeelYourLove
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    So, today I brought a Twix to school, cause my crush sits next to me sometimes and I figured if I ate a Twix, he'd ask for some, and then we'd talk, cause I'm too awkward.
    By the end of the block he was in my lap.
    Twix my friends, Twix.

  8. RejectedGamer RejectedGamer
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 5:13am UTC
    ©RejectedGamerFormat
    {"You are still
    the king."}
    -My dad, after I scored second highest in a test.

  9. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!

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