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Best Schoolsucks Quotes Ever

  1. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 3:15am UTC
    all i do at school is watch people pretend to be friends with
    other people

  2. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    format by gabikk
    "Are you ready to
    go back to school?"
    Am I ready to go back to school?
    Am I ready to barely get any
    sleep at night again? Am I ready
    to be reminded constantly
    that I have no true friends,
    no one gives a crap about me,
    and I'm really just worthless?
    Am I ready to feel stupid 24/7 because I
    barely ever know the answer in class?
    Am I ready to see all the guys who I wish that
    would pay attention to me all obsess
    over her? Am I ready to always be
    stressed, tired, and sad again?
    Sure, I'm thrilled.

  3. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    Teenager Post #9373 Teacher: "Must be 3-7 sentences." Me: "Yeahh, I'm only writing 3."

  4. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 1:35pm UTC
    There are suddenly a million things to do online when a paper is due the next day.

  5. GreatBritt22 GreatBritt22
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    High School looks so much cooler on TV.

  6. kaylaslife kaylaslife
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    everyone on this website is slowly going back to
    school one by one its kinda like a horror movie but worse

  7. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 6:24am UTC
    Me 99.9% of the time at school: WTF is happening. I understand none of this.

  8. lynnsweets143 lynnsweets143
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    My life:
    Me- annnddd it's time to get up. kill me
    Me- ugh clothing
    Me- ugh hair
    Me- oh well too late for breakfast.
    Me- no, I don't like you. Leave me alone
    Me- oh you got in a fight with you bf? this is me not giving a f/ck
    Me- DONT STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY!
    Me- What are you looking at?
    Me- I wonder what would happen if I pushed you down the stairs
    Me- Please just shut up
    Me- ugh bus
    Me- YES HOME. YES INTERNET. YES BED

  9. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 5:55pm UTC
    Not good enough. Not yet.
    Format credit to OnceUponAMidSummerMorning

  10. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Person: Are you ready for school?
    Me: No.
    Person:What? Why not?
    Me: I hate school.
    Person: How could you hate school?
    Me: Well to start there are bullies, people, walking, P.E., there is homework, teachers, principal, new school, books, no laptop, classes, boredom, supplies, and there is school.
    Person:...

  11. Winter_Rose Winter_Rose
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2015 12:18pm UTC
    I'm sitting in class and I have this urge to just jump out of the window

  12. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2015 12:41am UTC
    I hate school.

  13. WickedLittleLiar24 WickedLittleLiar24
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 10:20am UTC
    I hate that I don't see you anymore. I wish we could talk again, but when you go one way I go another. Even if we could never be together I wanted to be friends, but without you I don't want anybody eles. It's not worth liking anyone eles cause then I'd be going below my standerds. I should just give up cause there no one like you.

  14. burning* burning*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    School has started..
    Goodbye Freedom.
    Srsly where did Summer go!?!?!

  15. angelcharms angelcharms
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:50am UTC
    MY SCHOOL : we'll give them a yelllow card for fighting
    ME: b/tch please..this is our school..not a football match

  16. AwkwardnessIsAwesome* AwkwardnessIsAwesome*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    I had to take out my nose piercing or else i'd get ISS (In school suspension). Yet this girl with a lip piercing the size of a peanut M & M can walk around school. SMH, why can't we just express ourself in school, we'd have alot less delinqents.

  17. DarlingYou'llBeOkay* DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    today i went to go see Dan the school "shrink".
    i told him i punched this guy a few times on halloween for being a d!ck,
    & how i want to punch everyone on the face.
    He just looked at me & said
    "Natasha you're so f*cking violent. You were never this violent.
    Actually, you were..."
    & right before i left he said
    "Try not to punch anyone, even though they are being f*cking d!cks. You need to try not to be so f*cking violent"
    lol he's the best.

  18. Coco_Love Coco_Love
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    I hate where the future is going! Too much education, too much learning, too much school....

  19. asd;ljfa;sfdk* asd;ljfa;sfdk*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 2:52pm UTC
    That moment when: I HATE ALGEBRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. has_no_life has_no_life
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    me at school : maybe if i hit my head against the desk hard enough i'll die.

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