Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.
lovecrazy posted a quote
February 6, 2013 3:04pm UTC
*In English talking about chivalry* Teacher: Most people would say chivalry is dead Kid: What is chivalry? Teacher: Like opening a door for a lady, pulling her chair out for her, walking on the side of the sidewalk closest to the street Kid: Why would you walk on the side closest to the street? Teacher: In case a car comes, it hits you instead of her Kid: Why would you do that?! Are you crazy?! Just push her in front of the car and save yourself. Every man for themself! Teacher: And that's why you don't have a girlfriend Everyone: *Dies of laughter*
Abort mission. I repeat abort mission. Code red. So, I was sitting at lunch and it was the lunch that's extremely crowded and you're forced to sit at a table with your friends and people you've never talked to in your life. So, besides my friends, there were one or two junior guys also sitting at the table, because the one next to them was too full. One was sitting in the seat directly across from the one next to me. He looked at me and said Hale a few times. I have never talked to this kid in my life. I've never even seen him before. The only people who call me that are on this website. Guys, this is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.
Things school has taught me: -Grades are more important than your morals, emotional, and physical health -How to hate people in general -To want to quit life weekly -How to text/eat in class without getting caught -Why I will never amount to anything
me: can i go to the bathroom teacher: no, too many of you have gone already. me: wow you're right, this class shares such a dEEP SPIRITUAL CONNECTION THAT OUR BLADDERS ARE SOMEHOW CONNECTED me: WHEN ONE OF US PEES, THEY PEE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THE PEOPLE me: we do not pee alone. we pee as one.
How roll call will go in the future: Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name. Teacher: Albus Albus: Here! Teacher: Doctor Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something. Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and- Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up! Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose Primrose: Here Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!! Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome. Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning! Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together! Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down. Teacher: Rory Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow. Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco. Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!
happiest* posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC
At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”