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Best School Quotes Today

  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:45pm EST
    I would be
    an awful parent.
    My kid would say
    “I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
    and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
    “I feel you”

  2. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm EDT
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  3. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:50pm EDT
    If you're having a bad day
    just remember that yesterday i went up to the board in math class and wrote that 15+2=15.2

  4. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 5:34pm EDT
    Today in school,
    someone asked me why I would voulantarily spend extra time writing. My response was:
    "This world sucks, so I created my own."

  5. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:20pm EDT
    It's funny how if you get an A
    on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 3:59pm EDT
    Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your
    a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:58pm EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    Don't judge a book by it's cover.
    my math book has a picture of someone enjoying themself.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:35pm EST
    Imagine
    walking into class late one day
    and your witty account is up on the projector
    with all the quotes you made.

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:32pm EST
    school attendance
    would go up by like 300% if we had
    cool padded swirly chairs or
    bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs
    harder than the rock that gets
    stuck at the bottom of your shoe
    format jimmy365

  10. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 3:04pm EST
    *In English talking about chivalry*
    Teacher: Most people would say chivalry is dead
    Kid: What is chivalry?
    Teacher: Like opening a door for a lady, pulling her chair out for her, walking on the side of the sidewalk closest to the street
    Kid: Why would you walk on the side closest to the street?
    Teacher: In case a car comes, it hits you instead of her
    Kid: Why would you do that?! Are you crazy?! Just push her in front of the car and save yourself. Every man for themself!
    Teacher: And that's why you don't have a girlfriend
    Everyone: *Dies of laughter*

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:44pm EST
    Abort mission. I repeat abort mission. Code red.
    So, I was sitting at lunch and it was the lunch that's extremely crowded and you're forced to sit at a table with your friends and people you've never talked to in your life.
    So, besides my friends, there were one or two junior guys also sitting at the table, because the one next to them was too full. One was sitting in the seat directly across from the one next to me. He looked at me and said Hale a few times. I have never talked to this kid in my life. I've never even seen him before. The only people who call me that are on this website.
    Guys, this is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 2:54pm EST
    Things school has taught me:
    -Grades are more important than your morals, emotional, and physical health
    -How to hate people in general
    -To want to quit life weekly
    -How to text/eat in class without getting caught
    -Why I will never amount to anything

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 10:46pm EST
    me: can i go to the bathroom
    teacher: no, too many of you have gone already.
    me: wow you're right, this class shares such a dEEP SPIRITUAL CONNECTION THAT OUR BLADDERS ARE SOMEHOW CONNECTED
    me: WHEN ONE OF US PEES, THEY PEE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THE PEOPLE
    me: we do not pee alone. we pee as one.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:14am EST
    Teacher: When corals get stressed, they die
    Classmate: If I was coral, I would be dead
    Me: What does coral even get stressed about?

  15. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:57pm EDT
    Shoutout to the kid that whispers
    the answer
    to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 9:49pm EDT
    Did you know that there is a law in all schools that states if the teacher
    does not appear in the first 15 minutes of class, you can leave the class.

  17. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:31pm EDT
    How roll call will go in the future:
    Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
    Teacher: Albus
    Albus: Here!
    Teacher: Doctor
    Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
    Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
    Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
    Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
    Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
    Primrose: Here
    Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
    Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
    Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
    Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
    Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
    Teacher: Rory
    Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
    Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
    Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:35pm EST
    tips on liking people:
    • don't
    format jimmy365

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 1:26pm EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    I take the L and R
    on my headphones more seriously than I take school.

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:27pm EDT
    At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

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