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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    Imagine
    walking into class late one day
    and your witty account is up on the projector
    with all the quotes you made.

  2. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Friend: OMG you have a Witty Profiles!?
    Me: Urm...how'd you know?
    Friend: You liked it on facebook.
    Me: Oh...yeah
    Friend: What's your username? I'll follow you!
    Me: Oh, yeah well I don't use it anymore...and I forgot my username.
    Friend: Oh... *Walks away*
    Me: Whoo, close call.

  3. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    It scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you
    and everything that they say could be one massive lie.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 1:13pm UTC
    You know whats f-cking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

  5. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    I don't even have my own personality anymore it's just a mixture of all the youtubers that I watch um

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    Oh, you saw Paranormal Activity 4?
    That's nothing, I saw Coraline all by myself the other day and I only peed my pants twice.

  7. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    You can tell that America is obese
    when the scariest thing that we have
    right now is called Slenderman.
    follow for a follow.

  8. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    You've never known true fear until #1
    You've had the 'seeker' walk by you when you were playing hide and seek

  9. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Who needs a social life when
    the internet already has everything you could ever need?? I mean it has history for education, and it has cookies in case i ever get hungry??

  10. Searchingforpurpose* Searchingforpurpose*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    Doesn't everybody have that one scary nightmare from your childhood that you remember? Comment what it is :)

  11. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    Definition of Youtubers to normal people: Cool people that show nice tutorials to make things such as hairstyles, crafts, makeup, and ice cream.
    Definition of Youtubers to fangirls: People that post videos about relatable things in a teenagers everyday life. There will usually be swearing to put a funnier effect. These people will also be extremely cute and funny AND PERFECT AND ALSO BE A PART OF THE MALE GENDER BUT THEY'LL BE AROUND 20 TO 30 YEARS OLD BUT FANGIRLS WILL STILL BE IN LOVE WITH THEM AND EVEN CREATE SHIPPING NAMES AND EVEN MAKE FANDOMS. FANGIRLS OFTEN HAVE TO VISIT THE HOSPITAL AFTER EXPLODED OVARIES AND TOO MANY FEELS AT ONCE. Also, these Youtubers will be wayyyy too perfect for real life, so after watching these amazing Youtubers, fangirls will have impossible standards in the male gender, so good luck boys!

  12. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Being in a sexual relationship scares me because if I can't even bear to look at myself naked, how the hell is someone else supposed to?

  13. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    Slenderman's daughter: Look, Daddy, I drew a picture of you!
    Slenderman: Aww, that's so beautiful! Let me hang it right here on this tree. *smiles proudly*
    Random man walking through the woods: Oo, what's this? Better take it. It may be of some use. *takes drawing from tree*
    Slenderman: Hey!! Give me back my daughter's drawing!!
    Slenderman's daughter: *crying*
    Slenderman: It's alright, honey. The bad man is gone. I'll go ask for him to give it back.
    not mine/follow for a follow.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    I imagine bombings in places far away, not places I live 20 minutes from.
    I was almost there. I know people who went. That's the scariest thing, that it was so close to home. Please, keep Boston in your thoughts and prayers.

  15. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    Clown spider:
    Because clowns and spiders aren't scary enough on their own.

  16. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Want to be freaked out? Read this story:
    I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day, when I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in a corner of the subway station, muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.
    A fat woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”
    Wow, I thought to myself. This homeless man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?
    Then a tall businessman went by and the homeless guy muttered, “Human.”
    Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human. The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.
    A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.”
    Cow? I thought. The man was much too skinny to be a cow. He looked more like a turkey or a chicken to me.
    A minute or so later, a fat man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.”
    Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.
    That day, at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he was muttering.
    Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability, I thought. Maybe he knows what these people were in a previous life. In Japan, many people believe in reincarnation.
    I observed the homeless man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit” or “Onion” or “Sheep” or “Tomato”.
    One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on.
    As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said “Bread.”
    I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability.
    The homeless man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. I do have a psychic ability. It is an ability I obtained years ago. But it is not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”
    “Then what is your ability,” I asked eagerly.
    “The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.
    I laughed because I realized he was right. He said “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

    What makes this story creepy? Think!

  17. p0kemon p0kemon happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    So, Hello people of witty, My name is Kierstin,
    you may, or may not, know me as the witty user 'roseth0rn' but this is my new account. but this quote isn't about this. It's about something tragic that happen today.
    So, I have a twin brother named Grayson. He's a pretty 'special' kid. He's done and been through WAY more than the average 14 year old. He was adopted for about 11 years, from birth to age 11, until his adoptive parents couldn't take care of him because they both lost their jobs. My parents put him up for adoption because they couldn't afford another child. But they took him in when he needed it the most. He was abused, verbally, by my dad (that was when he was an alcoholic, he's WAY better now.). Until one day he pushed Grayson and I down a flight of stairs. I actually don't if it was an accident. Grayson had some ' trauma' after it and had some issues. His maturity level was about a 5 year old. They put him in some special ed classes throughout middle school and for the first 4 months of highschool. He's SO much better know, it's amazing. He's my best friend. Grayson is also Gay, but he's not scared about it. He's a cheerleader and a lacrosse player. Him and his friends are in a band called, "P.S., You Suck.", they're an electro pop group. He's very cool♥. For some weird reason, recently he's been having ALOT of asthma attacks, we think it's because of the pollen or because he gained 40 pounds in 2 months. He now weighs 190 and is 5'8".
    Today, was my dads 45th birthday and we went to my grandparents house to celebrate. We ordered applebee's and talked and stuff. We ate cake and opened presents. For my dad's present, me and Grayson decide to put on a cheering show. It was exactly 4:26 PM when we started, we started off with doing Arials, back hand springs, cartwheels and bridges. Right in the middle of Grayson 'flying' me, he collasped and started gasping for air. We had his in haler handy but he couldn't move at all and was grasping his chest. We called 911 ASAP and they took all of us to the hostpitial, he had a heart attack.
    They did an emergency surgery right away. They put in a stent. After they put it in they let him rest. About an hour later, they let Me and my mom in his room but she had to fill out some papers so I went in. He was so peaceful looking. It was breathtaking, he then said to me
    "Kierstin, I might die from this, just put it this way, I love you so much, you're my best friend. Tell Mom and Dad they were cool too."
    And then he fell back asleep.
    My mom made me come out of the room. She told me and my two younger brothers, Asher and Caleb, to go home with my grandparents.
    On the car ride home my grandparents told me Grayson might not make it because he has a very weak body. In 3 weeks he's going to have a bypass surgery.
    Please God, Let Grayson survive.

  18. helloimasmileface helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    Imagine if
    you were deaf, blind, paralyzed, and mute at the same time...
    I would want to tell someone to shoot me but I wouldn't have any way to tell them!

  19. neonraver7 neonraver7
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 12:01am UTC
    So My Friend And I Went To A Haunted House...
    *All of a sudden, a zombie pops out*
    My friend: F*ck me!
    Zombie: But we only just met!
    Me: ...
    Zombie: ...
    Kid behind us: ...

  20. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 10:40am UTC
    It's scary when you find the one
    because you know you could lose him
    at any given moment, and I don't know
    if I'd ever recover.

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