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  1. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  2. Demitriaa_Lee Demitriaa_Lee
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    OMG, TEARS.
    "My sweet husband, John, and I were married for 46 years. Each Valentine's Day, he'd sent me the most beautiful flowers containing a note with five simple words: 'my love for you grows'. Four children, 46 bouquets and a lifetime of love were his legacy to me when he passed away two years ago. "On my first Valentines Day alone, 10 months after I lost him, I was shocked to receive a gorgeous bouquet addressed to me... from John. Angry and heartbroken, I called the florist to say there had been a mistake. The flourist replied, 'No, ma'am, it's not a mistake. before he passed away, your husband prepaid for many years and asked us to guarantee that you'd continue getting bouquets every Valentine's Day'. With my heart in my throat, I hung up the phone and read the attached card. It said, 'My love for you is eternal.'"
    I want this.

  3. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    What's happened to Witty?
    Has everyone grown up & left for good?
    Witty was my escape where I was comfortable talking to people about my problems, now I can't.
    The top quotes used to get 2000+ likes, but now the highest is around 350.
    It really is awful though, to see such a beautiful place fall apart.
    Can we just start again? Be a family. Be there for everyone.
    Because honestly, with no one at my school to talk to, & no one here, I really have nobody. And that's a shame, because I need somebody.

  4. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    It’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    it's hard being the ugly friend.
    the one who isn't the best at flirting,
    the one with the smallest boobs,
    the one who is sometimes afraid to go places because they're afraid to be left out.
    the one who hasn't had a boyfriend in about 2 years.
    the one who hasn't had their proper first kiss.
    the self conscious one.
    the one who helps out with everyone else's problems, but can never rely on anyone else to help them.
    the one who - yeah.. just the ugly friend.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    Girl: "Am I pretty?"
    Boy: "No."
    Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
    Boy: "No."
    Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
    Boy: "No."
    Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"
    Boy: "No."
    She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
    The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also,slept with your best friend."

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know,
    when you try to bite your lip and not cry and smile and go, "No, I'm happy for you." That's when it's really sad.

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    My sister literally has a list of guys who like her.
    My sister is told she is gorgeous everyday.
    My sister has plans to hang out with people almost everyday.
    Where did I go wrong?

  9. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    If websites were teenaged classmates:
    Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
    Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
    Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
    MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
    Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    You began to cry ,
    just crying.
    The deep and ugly kind,
    the kind you lose yourself in,
    though you’re thanking God that no one has to see
    how rubbed and blotched your face becomes.
    Though some detached part of you also wishes
    there was someone there to see you now,
    to see and understand just how sad you are at heart.
    They don’t see it, and of course,
    you would never show them
    that side of you.

  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
    like the lake the frogs play in during the summer
    he sits with his friends and laughs a lot at little things.
    and when his friends are silent, he looks out the window.
    i sit two seats behing him and i think he is beautiful.
    There is a boy who catches my bus who acts happy
    every morning from 7am. He sits with his friends
    and gives them empty smiles and wears
    long sleeves in the middle of summer. i sit two
    seats behind him and i think he is beautiful.
    There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
    as empty as the lake the kids go swimming in winter, he
    sits with his friends and stares at his lap and when
    his friends say something funny he doesn't laugh anymore
    i sit two seats behing him and i think he's beautiful.
    There was a boy who caught my bus who was found by his
    parents after he had shot himself. He wrote a letter to his
    friends and told them that he loved them. he wrote a letter to his
    parents saying sorry, and he wrote a letter to the sad girl
    who sat two seats behing him on the bus, and told her that
    she was beautiful.

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    a question for all witty girls
    have you ever been in love?
    tell me your story
    .
    i'm here to listen, even if it's a sad
    break up story. i'm right here
    i'll reply back to you all.

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    Its hard to admit
    that you're not as strong as everyone believes you are

  14. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    how do i stop growing up this isn't fun anymore

  15. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 1:39am UTC
    I found this on tumblr:
    A solider posted this as his status this morning:
    Some people are asking me what I think about Syria, so here it is.
    I'm tired. I'm tired of people watching their children grow up via Facebook and Skype. I'm tired of hearing aman tell his wife 'I love you' followed by 'I missyou' for an entire year. I'm tired of watching the military divorce rate shoot sky-high. I'm tired of overhearing some teenager tell his mom 'I'm going over there." and hearing her cry from 20 feet away. I'm tired of Veterans waiting years to get the help they deserve and need. I'm tired of empty seats at Christmas dinner every other year and anniversary presents in the mail flying overseas. I'm tired of new men and women walking around with invisible wounds that don't heal.
    Our flag is a beautiful thing - but I'm tired of seeing it draped over a casket. I'm tired of men and women missing pieces of their bodies, minds and souls.

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    are you upset?
    ↓ ↓
    yes no
    ↳ hug ↵
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 9:21am UTC
    There's usually 3 reasons to why a girls mood changes from happy to silent ;
    o1.She's jealous.
    o2.She has a problem.
    o3.She's hurt.
    Pay attention.

  18. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    my grandma just told me she always reads the last page of a book first just in case she dies and doesn't make it to the end.

  19. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 4:53pm UTC
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    I enjoy being single
    until i see happy couples
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  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    daily reminder:
    you need calories
    simply to continue to
    function and exist.
    Losing weight: you need to eat.
    Maintaining weight: you need to eat.
    Didn't workout: you need to eat.
    Ate a lot yesterday: you need to eat.
    Happy: you need to eat.
    Sad: you need to eat.
    Everyone: needs to eat, every day.
    format jimmy365

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