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Best Rude Quotes Today

  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    Me: ~sees cat outside my door~
    Me: ~picks up cat and puts her on my bed~
    Me: So, how're you baby boo? ~pets cat~
    Cat: ~immediately jumps off bed and runs out of the room~
    REJECTED
    © format by: h0peful

  2. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    One Direction Insults:
    Louis: Boys with as/es like mine don't talk to girls with faces like yours.
    Harry: I care about you like Niall cares about childbirth.
    Niall: I can make your girl scream louder just by clicking the follow button.
    Zayn: Your face is as ugly as mine is sexy.
    Liam: I know you are but what am I!!

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    I'd just like to point out that telling someone they're too skinny and must
    "Eat a burger and put some meat on those bones." is just as rude as telling someone they're fat and must go on a diet.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    I wish there was a non a.ssholeish way to say
    "Our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of sh//t you do p//sses me off, bye."

  5. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 10:42am UTC
    So I'm home alone and I get a pervy prank call:
    Me: Hello?
    Caller: *heavy breathing*
    Me: Excuse me?
    Caller: *heavy breathing*
    Me: I'm hanging up now
    Caller: If you can guess what's in my hand you can have it
    Me: Well if it only fits in one hand you can f.u.cking keep it
    Me: *puts phone down*

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    instead of making jokes or rude comments about someone you can
    • not do that

  7. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a
    B/tch-A-Wh/reous-Rex.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    If you live in my town, don't walk from my house to the Country Store.
    You will pass construction workers and they will yell rude, sexual comments at you and the police officer will just laugh.

  9. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 3:25pm UTC
    I don't see how people can socialize so easily like I can barely talk to a restaurant waiter.

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    PLEASE DON’T BE MEAN TO EMPLOYEES!! PLEASE DON’T DO THAT!! THEY ARE PEOPLE AND ARE PROBABLY TRYING THEIR BEST TO HELP YOU!! I HAVE SEEN MY COWORKERS CRY IN THE BACK ROOM AFTER A PARTICULARLY RUDE CUSTOMER AND IT’S NOT FAIR BECAUSE WE ARE REALLY DOING YOU A SERVICE!! PLEASE DON’T BE RUDE TO EMPLOYEES

  11. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 7:08pm UTC
    If you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH!

  12. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 6:39am UTC
    *9th grade voice* ugh 8th graders
    *8th grade voice* ugh 7th graders
    *7th grade voice* ugh 6th graders
    *6th grade voice* haha ‘pen(i)s’
    *5th grade voice* *gasp* you said pen(i)s

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    I am constantly torn between the "Be kind to everyone" and the "F.uck
    everyone, you owe them nothing." mentalities.

  14. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    just remember ladies, that there is no happiness without "p.enis"

  15. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 3:23pm UTC
    "Big boobs don't count if you're fat."
    Sure, and a big dick doesn't count if you are one.

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    "They are rude and pathetic."
    says a hate account.

  17. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    Of course I talk to myself. I think it would be rather rude not to answer the voices in my head.
    Format: Deadlyvampire17

  18. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 3:32am UTC
    Let's play how rude can I be until you realise I don't like you!

  19. ChrisMat ChrisMat
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 11:02am UTC
    I am antisocial.
    Not rude.
    >.<
    Format by Breeze

  20. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    You're a coward.
    If you think you can sit behind a computer screen and hate on some stranger about their choices, you're wrong. That's really mean and can have dire consequences. Don't do that to anyone, especially if they're my friends. Then you'll just drag me into it because friends are family, and you never turn your back on family. No matter how pathetic that offender is.

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