Rude Quotes

SuperNovaChic
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March 28, 2014 7:08pm UTC

If you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH!

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emmahood31
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March 8, 2014 7:09pm UTC

I hate when people laugh at me when they criticize me. It just really offends me like I got it wrong don't lagh at me!!!

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xSarahKatex*
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February 15, 2014 10:14am UTC

So im invisible to you now?thats cool, ive always wanted a superpower.

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xAshleyLuvsBVB
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January 29, 2014 9:49pm UTC

teacher: ladies, you can all go grab a textbook from the back room.
*I get up to go get a textbook*
guy: Ashley, why are you getting up?
*everyone laughs*
Okay, I understand people want to be all funny, but that is so rude. I don't think people understand that when you joke about someones gender, it hurts. Or when you decide to joke about someones sexuality. It's not okay to joke about things like that. I could've punched that guy so hard in the face. He was lucky the teacher was watching us or I would have.

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Were all mad here*
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January 19, 2014 12:43am UTC

all my friends are changing, they are swearing, being rude, learning things, like oh my god stop, even my best friend acts worst to me by the minute.

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Alex94548
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January 4, 2014 7:19pm UTC

Think I'm tripping, Tie my shoes. Got a problem with me? Fix it. Cant stand me? Sit down. Cant face me? TURN THE FAWK AROUND.

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Alex94548
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January 4, 2014 2:16pm UTC

I hate it when people ask me, " What happened to the old you? Well, byches like you k/lled it! "

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Alex94548
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January 4, 2014 1:43pm UTC

Science Teacher: I have 5 bottles in my right hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have?
Me: A drinking problem.

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mkuzio25
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December 29, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Why does he think that the only way to have fun is to be fooling around, like we dont need to have our tongues slammed down one anothers troats just to have "fun".

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Baberz145
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December 22, 2013 2:37pm UTC

I know im diffrent from you but love me for me and not what you want me to become because that is just rude you dont contorl my life i do.

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conjuring
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December 18, 2013 9:09pm UTC

If you ever put somebody down for a cheap laugh,
just move out of town. I will find you

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coolsuperstarz
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December 10, 2013 3:45pm UTC

I actually wish twins...
would wear their names on their forehead.

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Dishonored*
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December 7, 2013 10:08pm UTC

*at work*
me: *putting socks on a clipstrip.*
guy: *walks up behind me.*
guy: *shoves his cart into me.*
guy: where are your metal tins
and Christmas name tags?
me: they're just righ there in front of you.
guy: okay.
guy: what, do you think you're too
pretty to do some actual work?
do you think you're getting paid
to stand around and be beautiful?
me: *cutting open a case of dog food.*
guy: that's dangerous.
me: what?
guy: a woman with a knife. I'm going
to stand over here until you're done
so you don't stab me.
me: *walking to the bathroom.*
lady: excuse me ma'am, do you sell
pockets to put a handicap card in?
me: um... I'm really not sure.
lady: well thanks for being worthless.

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bluebanana17
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November 17, 2013 5:54pm UTC

The rude housemate you want to go and smack round there smug little face

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Cameron*
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November 14, 2013 7:47pm UTC

You know those people who are sorta mean, but, like, they're nice to you for some reason.
And you want to point out about how mean they are, but they're so innocently nice to you that you feel that it would be sorta mean and rude?

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Phishy
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 11:20am UTC

You don't ask for compliments.
You just don't.

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isitonlyme
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November 11, 2013 8:02pm UTC

I got hate again on my quote and I remembered why I left Witty in the first place.
So I'm leaving Witty again for a few weeks. Bye.

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happiest*
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November 6, 2013 2:21pm UTC

PLEASE DON’T BE MEAN TO EMPLOYEES!! PLEASE DON’T DO THAT!! THEY ARE PEOPLE AND ARE PROBABLY TRYING THEIR BEST TO HELP YOU!! I HAVE SEEN MY COWORKERS CRY IN THE BACK ROOM AFTER A PARTICULARLY RUDE CUSTOMER AND IT’S NOT FAIR BECAUSE WE ARE REALLY DOING YOU A SERVICE!! PLEASE DON’T BE RUDE TO EMPLOYEES

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Phishy
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October 29, 2013 8:14pm UTC

--Rules of a Lady--
If a man whistles at you, do not respond. You are a lady, not a dog.

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ayeitzemilayyy
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 5:12pm UTC

Whenever I pretend to be sick:
Girl: Yeah you look pretty bad!
Boy: Yeah you look pretty bad!
Teacher: Yeah you look pretty bad!
Dog: Yeah you look pretty bad!
Cat: Yeah you look pretty bad!
Jupiter: Yeah you look pretty bad!
Me: I HATE YOU ALL.

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