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Best Romance Quotes This Month

  1. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Imagine getting married.
    After many months of planning,
    you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.
    You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.
    And every single person in that room over the age of 10
    Knows your getting laid
    tonight.

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Did you know that cats rub their faces
    against things
    that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
    you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
    like wow thank you cat

  3. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    it's March. someone please enlighten me
    as to why there's still snow on the ground.

  4. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 1:09am UTC
    Using Mr Parker
    ♥ Zach Parker ♥
    C h a p t e r 33
    Heart break.
    Not once in my 23 years had I ever experienced something like this. Not when my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me, not when I was 15 and saw my girlfriend cheating on me.
    Never.
    When Logan and I had been talking, I hadn't had time to comprehend anything. I spoke with impulse and everything she said didn't sink in.
    “Why'd you date me if you weren't interested? For money? So you could go tell your friends? Why, Logan?”
    “Money,” she said, looking down at her hands.
    I was just a game, someone she used to get some extra cash. I sat down on my desk and closed my eyes, sighing heavily. Somebody knocked on the door and Kelly came in. I internally groaned as she walked towards me.
    “Zach,” she said as she bit her lip seductively. “I was wondering about tonight? You never texted me back.” Kelly had texted me last period asking if I had wanted to go out for dinner tonight and I had just ignored her.
    “Look, Kelly, I just got out of a pretty serious relationship.” I scoffed silently, at least I had thought it was a serious relationship.
    “Oh, I didn't know you were dating anyone.” I didn't reply but got up from my desk.
    “I need to go make a important phone call,” I lied.
    “I'll see you later, Zach,” Kelly battered her eyelashes.
    “Yeah,” I smiled weakly. Before my next class, I needed to get some air. I stayed outside until my next period. I would be teaching a group of year 8s and after lunch, I would be teaching Logans class.
    That I was dreading.
    Soon enough, I had to return to class and I was in a horrible mood. At least teaching would get my mind off this whole situation, my thoughts werevkilling me.
    “Okay, guys,” I began. “I'm going to give you some questions and put on The Princess Bride, I want you to answer the questions which have something to do with the movie.” The class groaned as I put the movie on and sat on my desk a pile of papers which needed grading in front of me.
    I stayed in my classroom all lunch, my phone kept going off but I ignored it and continued grading papers. Soon, it was time for Logans class. I kept grading papers as the class entered the room but every so often I'd look up to see if Logan had came in.
    She never did.
    As Courtney entered the room, she came up to my desk and asked, “Did you hear about the rumour?” I shook my head. “They say one of the teachers here are dating a student. Oh, I love scandal,” she winked before sitting in her seat. I frowned... she knew, she must of but she had said that, I had no idea.
    When the class so settled and quietly talking to each other, I asked, “Where's Logan? I saw her this morning.”
    “What a rebel!” One of the boys in the back, joked.
    “Grace?” I asked after I had finished glaring at the jock.
    “I don't know, I haven't seen her since History.”
    “Okay,” I sighed not wanting to show how concerned I was. Where had she gone after she left my classroom? I shouldn't be concerned because she never really cared about me but I couldn't help the fact that no matter what,
    I'd care about her.
    Want a reminder? Comment.
    Teaser: "A weeks all you needed and I know, I wasn't the happiest about your relationship to begin with but you both love each other. I know you guys do and you need to win Mr Parker back."
    {A/N I'm so proud of myself, I managed to write 2 chapters last night so I could quickly upload today (: This wasn't supposed to be in Zachs P.O.V but after I wrote it in Logans, I changed it because I liked it better. Of course, I'm not a guy so I have no idea what they think. Who ever hasn't commented on this quote: wittyprofiles.com/q/6608403 }

  5. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    What if you were holding a puppy,
    And said "Who's the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?"
    & it responded in a grown mans voice just like,
    "I'm the cutest puppy in the whole wide world."

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Mom: You and Josh are probably going to get married
    Me: What?
    Mom: I mean, you guys were best friends when we lived in Arizona and then we moved away. Then, years later, you guys find each other on Facebook and reconnect and now you talk all the time. You guys are probably going to meet and fall in love and get married. Your life is going to be a cheesy romance movie.

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    My mom got a Jesus shaped flashlight
    just so whenever someone says “I can’t see” she can be like “Let jesus light the path”

  8. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    How relationships work:
    I like your butt.
    However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
    But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

  9. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    So earlier my mom took me out to the bookstore and
    We were just casually looking around at all the different books when I walked
    past this sign that said; "Buy 4 romance books Get 4 free cats!" And I'm not
    even kidding.

  10. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    Before you kiss a girl:
    -Grab her waist
    -Pull her closer to your body
    -Look into her eyes
    -Stare at her lips while you're biting yours
    -Look back at her eyes again
    -Grab her face gently
    -Slowly lean in and kiss her
    -Tell her you're in a band.
    It'll drive her crazy, I promise.
    follow for a follow.

  11. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    "I've tried to help Niall find a girl, but he said he'd rather stay at home and eat because his princess is on her way."
    -Zayn Malik

  12. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    These two kids in math class were hitting each other with pencils
    and my teacher glared at them and said
    “Could you try to be a little more mature?”
    So one of them screamed
    “TAXES”
    and punched the other kid in the face

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 9:49am UTC
    So did you favorite my quote because it was funny or do you
    wanna date me i need answers

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    "When life gives you a bad romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys just dance.... xDD <3"
    14 year old me being cool and edgy
    And before you ask , yes i did like my own status

  15. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting

  16. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    i miss the days
    when the only thing i had to worry about was being the
    "line leader"...
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  17. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    temporarily getting your phone taken away from your
    possession and not being able to text anyone about it..

  18. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    "if someone dumps you, then they
    weren't worth your time to begin with."
    -my male history teacher during class today

  19. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 5:45pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder
    if anyone secretly stares at me during class
    turning away when I look
    If anyone smiles when I smile
    If anyone goes and talks to their friends about me
    and then shushes them when I walk by
    If anyone thinks about me before they fall asleep
    or wakes up thinking about me
    If anyone takes the extra few minutes to
    make themselves look good for me
    If anyone ever tries to text me and deletes it
    Or tries to gain the courage to talk to me
    but chickens out again
    If anyone wishes I was theirs
    If anyone is in love with me

  20. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    “You never get me. That’s the whole point.”
    -John Green

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