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Best Rock Quotes Ever

  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 6:09pm EDT
    Person: I don't like rock music.
    Rock Fans: That's okay. Everyone has an opinion.
    Person: I don't like pop music.
    Pop Fans: GO KILL YOURSELF. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THEIR TALENT.

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 7:54pm EDT
    Pop artists: *writes love song about their girlfriend of 3 hours*
    Rock artists: *writes love song about their wife of 20 years*

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 2:23pm EDT
    having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no

  4. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 2:22pm EDT
    Tell me more about how I'm 'emo' for listening to Greenday and Fallout Boy and Journey.
    Tell me more about how I'm a 'redneck' for listening to Brad Paisley and Tim McGraw and Toby Keith.
    Tell me more about how I'm a 'freak' for listening to Coldplay and The Plain White T's and Paramore.
    Tell me more about how I'm a 'follower' for listening to anything contemporary.
    Tell me more about how I'm a 'nerd' for listening to orchestra and symphony.
    Tell me more about how listening to rock is going to bust my eardrums as well as my speakers.
    Tell me more about how the music I listen to has anything to do with how I act.
    And please, for the love of all that is holy please tell me why listening to anything you don't is so bad.
    These bands have made me the way I am, why am I judged for it?

  5. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 3:34pm EST
    Me: I have to do a rock essay. I have to guess the rock's life or something, like how it went through a volcano and stuff because it's an igneous rock.
    Dad: You could maybe give the rock some character. Like say his dad always thought he was a chip off the old block!! HAHAH. Or how about this one!! He went to a party in the volcano and he got stoned HAHAHAHA

  6. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 12:42pm EDT
    i wanna write "i miss you" on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss youformat credit rajsonkar

  7. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 6:24pm EST
    Other girls: Skinny jeans, straightened hair, handbags
    Me: grey skin, no hair, no arms to carry a handbag with, i am a rock

  8. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 7:44pm EDT
    \m/ ◠‿◠ \m/
    I ROCK!
    Format by Breeze

  9. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 10:47am EDT
    I understand that scissors can beat paper. And I get how rock can beat scissors. But there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobie? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors. Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why. Because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors. I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in their face with my already clenched fist and say oh sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

  10. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 12:54pm EST
    But I'm a creep.
    I'm a weirdo.
    What the hell am I doing here?
    I don't belong here.

  11. ecawesomeness ecawesomeness
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 9:16pm EDT
    When no one was looking,
    I put a rock in a spotlight at a contemporary art show. I started looking at it, and within 2 minutes, 8 people were gathered around it taking pictures.
    nmq

  12. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 2:04pm EST
    I want to write "I love you" on a rock, and throw it at your face so that you know how hard it is to love you.

  13. catchtheshadows catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 6:32am EDT
    Person: screaming isn't music
    Me: punching you in the face isn't assault
    Person: what?
    Me: what?

  14. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 2:12pm EDT
    Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified, hellish rage
    every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but
    sadly, we don't speak bird. ~Kurt Cobain.

  15. bbrreeee bbrreeee
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 6:27pm EDT
    .
    Not even stars
    last forever.

  16. catchtheshadows catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 10:42am EDT
    Person: Hey, check out this band!
    Me: I CANT AFFORD TO LIKE ANYMORE BANDS

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 12:17am EST
    gossip is cheap when the story is good.

  18. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 4:07pm EDT
    The truth is, you could slit my throat,
    and with my one last gasping breath,
    I'd apologize,
    for bleeding on your shirt.

  19. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:43pm EDT
    Friend: You've never heard that song before?
    Me: Nope
    Friend: What?! Have you been living under a rock?
    Me: Punk rock.

  20. heartofgold heartofgold
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 10:49am EDT
    My pet rock died today.
    They found him on the floor as cold as stone.

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