Best Rock Quotes Today

CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 6:09pm UTC

Person: I don't like rock music.
Rock Fans: That's okay. Everyone has an opinion.
Person: I don't like pop music.
Pop Fans: GO KILL YOURSELF. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THEIR TALENT.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Pop artists: *writes love song about their girlfriend of 3 hours*
Rock artists: *writes love song about their wife of 20 years*

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 2:23pm UTC

having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no

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converse_girl17
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Tell me more about how I'm 'emo' for listening to Greenday and Fallout Boy and Journey.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'redneck' for listening to Brad Paisley and Tim McGraw and Toby Keith.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'freak' for listening to Coldplay and The Plain White T's and Paramore.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'follower' for listening to anything contemporary.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'nerd' for listening to orchestra and symphony.
Tell me more about how listening to rock is going to bust my eardrums as well as my speakers.
Tell me more about how the music I listen to has anything to do with how I act.
And please, for the love of all that is holy please tell me why listening to anything you don't is so bad.
These bands have made me the way I am, why am I judged for it?

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kristabff
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March 1, 2013 3:34pm UTC

Me: I have to do a rock essay. I have to guess the rock's life or something, like how it went through a volcano and stuff because it's an igneous rock.
Dad: You could maybe give the rock some character. Like say his dad always thought he was a chip off the old block!! HAHAH. Or how about this one!! He went to a party in the volcano and he got stoned HAHAHAHA

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 12:42pm UTC

i wanna write "i miss you" on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss youformat credit rajsonkar

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 6:24pm UTC

Other girls: Skinny jeans, straightened hair, handbags
Me: grey skin, no hair, no arms to carry a handbag with, i am a rock

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Breeze
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 7:44pm UTC

\m/ ◠‿◠ \m/
I ROCK!
Format by Breeze

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 10:47am UTC

I understand that scissors can beat paper. And I get how rock can beat scissors. But there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobie? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors. Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why. Because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors. I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in their face with my already clenched fist and say oh sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

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carson5482
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 12:54pm UTC

But I'm a creep.
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

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ecawesomeness
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 9:16pm UTC

When no one was looking,
I put a rock in a spotlight at a contemporary art show. I started looking at it, and within 2 minutes, 8 people were gathered around it taking pictures.
nmq

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Alexwise
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 2:04pm UTC

I want to write "I love you" on a rock, and throw it at your face so that you know how hard it is to love you.

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zer0*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 2:12pm UTC

Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified, hellish rage
every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but
sadly, we don't speak bird. ~Kurt Cobain.

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