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Best Ridiculous Quotes This Month

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Soap operas are so ridiculous
    "She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how."

  2. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 10:42am UTC
    I hate the fact that a piercing, tattoo or a
    different hair colour can stop you from
    getting a job.it's ridiculous.

  3. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    It's going down
    I'm yelling "tumblr!"
    You better move
    You better reblog

  4. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    losing an argument when you're right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you're saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe
    #or wHEN THEY JUST SAY SH/T THAT MAKES NO SENSE #OR
    IS SO WRONG THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START #AND YOU'RE SO BAFFLED BY HOW RIDICULOUS IT IS THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN REPLY!

  5. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
    ~ Marilyn Monroe

  6. hayhayy915 hayhayy915
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    Why would you let your seven year old
    shake her butt and boobs on stage
    in a bra top and tutu

  7. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:24am UTC
    *a hot guys walks into gym*
    me: hey, did you just fart
    him: no.....
    me: cuz you just blew me away
    him:
    me:
    him:
    me:
    me: are you a parking ticket
    him: what?
    me: cuz you got fine written all over you.
    him:
    me:*laughs* that's a knee slapper!
    him:*walks away trying not to laugh*

  8. music_is_forever1 music_is_forever1
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    I can't help smiling.
    He smells so nice ♥
    trust me guys, i know i'm weird :x

  9. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    I s.h.i.t you not my History teacher
    is convinced we're controlled by robots.

  10. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 7:13pm UTC
    I was bored so I said "Wow, that's a weird place to put a piano." You wouldn't believe how many people looked around for a piano. I was in an elevator.

  11. imradioactive imradioactive
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    Popular girl i heard at school today: omg my iphone just broke!! I'm so depressed now omg
    Excuse me, but that is not depressed. That's nothing even close. Before you speak, be sure you know the full meaning of words, especially a strong word like 'depressed'.

  12. InspirationalCookie InspirationalCookie
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    The kids at my school don't know any 20th century bands.
    "Do you know the band Queen?"
    "What are they?"
    "You know....'We Will Rock You', 'We Are the Champions',
    'Bohemian Rhapsody'..."
    "Oh, you mean The Beatles?"

  13. TheHalfback TheHalfback
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    you know why i hate jr high? because its the one place you can walk down the hall and hear "tom never smiles but he looks good because he doesn't" then you can turn to them and say "id smile if i wanted to but since people like you talk about me WHILE I CAN HEAR YOU i dont so dont judge me and you know what why dont you sum me up with A word again?" and then as you walk away you can hear them say "see what i mean hes hot while he's angry"
    f/ck you middle school

  14. hayhayy915 hayhayy915
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 9:19am UTC
    So I got grounded by my dad which never happens
    So you'd think I did something awful
    But no I didn't do anything bad
    I got grounded for the stupidest thing ever
    It was because I was listening to a song
    What was that song that was so awful in my dad's eyes
    Well it was Same Love by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert
    And now my dad oficially thinks I support it
    And he thinks that I'm gay
    And he told me I'm a disgrace to christianity
    All because of a song which is an amazing song
    But I mean like really this is the stupidest thing ever

  15. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 12:51am UTC
    I THINK MICHIGAN
    FORGOT WHAT
    THE SEASON OF
    SPRING'S WEATHER
    IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE
    I'M SURE IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO
    INVOLVE SNOW, THOUGH

  16. infintylovee infintylovee
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    witty is honestly getting ridiculous! with these satan and god and why people should hate justin bieber, quotes! like honestly! witty is for quotes not stupid stuff like that.

  17. rachiesaysrawr rachiesaysrawr
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 12:05am UTC
    the amount of sh.t people get for liking one direction is actually ridiculous. they make us happy if you cant see that get your head out of your a.ss

  18. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder
    If angels look down at us and laugh a little,
    With us like strange fish,
    Bright and colorful in a vast swirling sea,
    And we know the width but are still trying to find the depth.
    What fascinating creatures we must be!
    With our power for light or dark or most often both,
    With our strange acts of love and hate,
    All the things we do
    In this one, short, fleeting life of ours
    That must pass in the blink of an eye.
    And the angels might laugh,
    Walk away and say,
    "How ridiculous, how strange!"
    And they are exactly right.

  19. Skittle Lips* Skittle Lips*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 12:48am UTC
    I hate the fact, that you ignore me for so long than talk to me like nothing happened

  20. Fecondo75 Fecondo75
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Saying "How can you be sad when some people have it so much worse than you" is as ridiculous as saying, "How can you be happy when some people have it much better than you."

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