Ridiculous Quotes

thgcfmj123
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July 23, 2014 5:58pm UTC

Waiting for the final homestuck update is..... Sorry please wait for an update on the qoute to continue reading.

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Skittle Lips*
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April 30, 2014 12:54am UTC

That awkward moment when you yawn and your eyes get water and people ask you if you are crying

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Skittle Lips*
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April 30, 2014 12:51am UTC

Laying in bed texting and suddenly..... BAM you drop your phone on your face.

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Skittle Lips*
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April 30, 2014 12:50am UTC

That awkward moment when you yawn and your eyes get water and people ask you if you are crying

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Skittle Lips*
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April 30, 2014 12:48am UTC

I hate the fact, that you ignore me for so long than talk to me like nothing happened

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Skittle Lips*
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April 30, 2014 12:47am UTC

I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere than they always ask me when I'm doing on the computer

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Skittle Lips*
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April 30, 2014 12:46am UTC

I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere than they always ask me when I'm doing on the computer

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Gal_in_Wonderland
posted a quote
April 28, 2014 11:50pm UTC

Staying up ridiculously late to finish homework
Is a routine thing for me now

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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
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April 15, 2014 12:51am UTC

I THINK MICHIGAN
FORGOT WHAT
THE SEASON OF
SPRING'S WEATHER
IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE
I'M SURE IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO
INVOLVE SNOW, THOUGH

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Gpc11
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March 4, 2014 7:13pm UTC

I was bored so I said "Wow, that's a weird place to put a piano." You wouldn't believe how many people looked around for a piano. I was in an elevator.

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arianaa-is-my-queen*
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January 9, 2014 3:51pm UTC

My mood swings have literally been ridiculous today

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RoseNightshade1799
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December 30, 2013 12:17pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder
If angels look down at us and laugh a little,
With us like strange fish,
Bright and colorful in a vast swirling sea,
And we know the width but are still trying to find the depth.
What fascinating creatures we must be!
With our power for light or dark or most often both,
With our strange acts of love and hate,
All the things we do
In this one, short, fleeting life of ours
That must pass in the blink of an eye.
And the angels might laugh,
Walk away and say,
"How ridiculous, how strange!"
And they are exactly right.

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 7:35pm UTC

I s.h.i.t you not my History teacher
is convinced we're controlled by robots.

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InspirationalCookie
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December 11, 2013 10:42pm UTC

The kids at my school don't know any 20th century bands.
"Do you know the band Queen?"
"What are they?"
"You know....'We Will Rock You', 'We Are the Champions',
'Bohemian Rhapsody'..."
"Oh, you mean The Beatles?"

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kristabff
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November 3, 2013 12:19pm UTC

It's going down
I'm yelling "tumblr!"
You better move
You better reblog

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ari_cournoyer
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October 20, 2013 7:27pm UTC

#on&off #relationships #ridiculous
*FAV IF U GET HOW THIS FEELS*

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rachiesaysrawr
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October 15, 2013 12:05am UTC

the amount of sh.t people get for liking one direction is actually ridiculous. they make us happy if you cant see that get your head out of your a.ss

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Antigoddess*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 6:36pm UTC

“The universe is big.
It’s vast and complicated and
ridiculous.
And sometimes, very rarely,
Impossible things just happen
And we call them miracles."
another j.e² format

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happiest*
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September 11, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Soap operas are so ridiculous
"She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how."

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hayhayy915
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August 25, 2013 9:19am UTC

So I got grounded by my dad which never happens
So you'd think I did something awful
But no I didn't do anything bad
I got grounded for the stupidest thing ever
It was because I was listening to a song
What was that song that was so awful in my dad's eyes
Well it was Same Love by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert
And now my dad oficially thinks I support it
And he thinks that I'm gay
And he told me I'm a disgrace to christianity
All because of a song which is an amazing song
But I mean like really this is the stupidest thing ever

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