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  1. thgcfmj123 thgcfmj123
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2014 5:58pm UTC
    Waiting for the final homestuck update is..... Sorry please wait for an update on the qoute to continue reading.

  2. Skittle Lips* Skittle Lips*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 12:54am UTC
    That awkward moment when you yawn and your eyes get water and people ask you if you are crying

  3. Skittle Lips* Skittle Lips*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 12:51am UTC
    Laying in bed texting and suddenly..... BAM you drop your phone on your face.

  4. Skittle Lips* Skittle Lips*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 12:50am UTC
    That awkward moment when you yawn and your eyes get water and people ask you if you are crying

  5. Skittle Lips* Skittle Lips*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 12:48am UTC
    I hate the fact, that you ignore me for so long than talk to me like nothing happened

  6. Skittle Lips* Skittle Lips*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 12:47am UTC
    I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere than they always ask me when I'm doing on the computer

  7. Skittle Lips* Skittle Lips*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 12:46am UTC
    I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere than they always ask me when I'm doing on the computer

  8. Gal_in_Wonderland Gal_in_Wonderland
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 11:50pm UTC
    Staying up ridiculously late to finish homework
    Is a routine thing for me now

  9. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 12:51am UTC
    I THINK MICHIGAN
    FORGOT WHAT
    THE SEASON OF
    SPRING'S WEATHER
    IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE
    I'M SURE IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO
    INVOLVE SNOW, THOUGH

  10. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 7:13pm UTC
    I was bored so I said "Wow, that's a weird place to put a piano." You wouldn't believe how many people looked around for a piano. I was in an elevator.

  11. arianaa-is-my-queen* arianaa-is-my-queen*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 3:51pm UTC
    My mood swings have literally been ridiculous today

  12. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder
    If angels look down at us and laugh a little,
    With us like strange fish,
    Bright and colorful in a vast swirling sea,
    And we know the width but are still trying to find the depth.
    What fascinating creatures we must be!
    With our power for light or dark or most often both,
    With our strange acts of love and hate,
    All the things we do
    In this one, short, fleeting life of ours
    That must pass in the blink of an eye.
    And the angels might laugh,
    Walk away and say,
    "How ridiculous, how strange!"
    And they are exactly right.

  13. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    I s.h.i.t you not my History teacher
    is convinced we're controlled by robots.

  14. InspirationalCookie InspirationalCookie happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    The kids at my school don't know any 20th century bands.
    "Do you know the band Queen?"
    "What are they?"
    "You know....'We Will Rock You', 'We Are the Champions',
    'Bohemian Rhapsody'..."
    "Oh, you mean The Beatles?"

  15. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    It's going down
    I'm yelling "tumblr!"
    You better move
    You better reblog

  16. ari_cournoyer ari_cournoyer
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    #on&off #relationships #ridiculous
    *FAV IF U GET HOW THIS FEELS*

  17. rachiesaysrawr rachiesaysrawr
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 12:05am UTC
    the amount of sh.t people get for liking one direction is actually ridiculous. they make us happy if you cant see that get your head out of your a.ss

  18. Antigoddess* Antigoddess*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    “The universe is big.
    It’s vast and complicated and
    ridiculous.
    And sometimes, very rarely,
    Impossible things just happen
    And we call them miracles."
    another j.e² format

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Soap operas are so ridiculous
    "She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how."

  20. hayhayy915 hayhayy915
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 9:19am UTC
    So I got grounded by my dad which never happens
    So you'd think I did something awful
    But no I didn't do anything bad
    I got grounded for the stupidest thing ever
    It was because I was listening to a song
    What was that song that was so awful in my dad's eyes
    Well it was Same Love by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert
    And now my dad oficially thinks I support it
    And he thinks that I'm gay
    And he told me I'm a disgrace to christianity
    All because of a song which is an amazing song
    But I mean like really this is the stupidest thing ever

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