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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2016 12:40pm UTC
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    Look, in this life you won’t always find peace and closure. Some losses bury themselves into the heart too deeply to ever be entirely resolved or forgotten. Sometimes, the most you can really do is persevere until the pain is too small or familiar to harm you.

  2. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2016 9:48pm UTC
    EIGHT years of resolutions
    oh yes i'm still gonna make a new year's resolution post oh boy
    2009
    -lose 15 pounds
    -stop biting my nails
    -be more popular
    -get an A in phys. ed.
    -cry less
    2010
    -lose 15 pounds
    -stop biting my nails
    -do 30 squats/thigh exercises a day
    -get an A in phys. ed.
    -be less sensitive
    2011
    -make an effort to be more attractive
    -be more laid back
    -get closer to [him]
    -do 30 sit ups a day
    -be happy
    2012
    -do 50 sit ups a day
    -be more open
    -make more friends
    -be happy
    2013
    -cry less
    -be happy
    -eat more healthily
    -run half a mile a day
    -develop close friendships
    -stop biting my f/cking fingernails
    2014
    -maintain a positive attitude
    -develop close friendships
    -quit being an as/hole
    -unf/ck my sleeping schedule
    -eat vegetarian for a short period
    -develop hobbies or something like forreal
    2015
    -develop a healthier lifestyle
    -make money and buy cute clothes and stuff
    -be positive
    -be nice to and friendly with everyone around me
    -be outgoing
    -purposely surround myself with the best people for me
    -learn how cars work
    2016
    -make more friends
    -get all A's in every class I take this year
    -git a job you goshdarned freeloader
    -be happy happy happy
    -learn to play an instrument a little bit

  3. ShadowDemon ShadowDemon
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 7:22pm UTC
    My New Year's Resolution is to learn how to Scream Sing <3

  4. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    I THINK I'M GOING TO SAVE MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
    FOR 2015, I WANNA BE AN A*SHOLE FOR ANOTHER YEAR

  5. 24601* 24601*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 1:04am UTC
    My resolution is to never say the word twerk aloud in 2014.
    2013 was the year of the twerk.
    Lets hope 2014 is the year of cookies.

  6. nothing Important* nothing Important*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 2:25am UTC
    My new year's resolution is to stop procrastinating eh.. I start tomorrow

  7. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    Okay you guys I hate resolutions, but I'd like to make one this year.
    It's for someone special and I believe you all know who that is by now.
    I'm going to need all of your help because it won't be easy.
    I am going to stay clean from 1/1/14 to 1/1/15. Maybe longer.
    Let's do this.

  8. crazygirlbrooke crazygirlbrooke
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    Everybody Else: My New Year resolution is.......
    Me: Uh yeah...still making progress on this year's resolution I have about 0% done.

  9. magesticceecee magesticceecee
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    my new years resolution is not usual;;
    don't slip away anymore

  10. fungirl fungirl
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    New Years Resolution:
    is to be meaner and hotter.

  11. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:35pm UTC
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    No one ever tells you life is going to be hard. You don't get a book that tells you everything there is to it. So you have to make your own book. There will be a climax, you will face troubles along the way, but just like every other book there will be a resolution.

  12. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    When you clean your glasses it's like switching from 240p to 720p.

  13. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 12:57am UTC
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    My New Years Resolution?
    Yeah that ended January
    2nd.
    Cause January 1st I was still
    thinking about something
    I was going to miserably fail on

  14. lizlinee lizlinee
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    “To win or to lose is not important, it is what you do to resolve the problem which makes the difference.”
    ~Anonymous

  15. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    gave up something or started something new for Lent.

    Comment yours, I need suggestions for what I'm doing!

:)

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