Best Relationships Quotes Today

CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Normal people with their crush
Them: Okay, I've liked him for about a month now, it's time I tell him!
Me: Day 76,435 and I still am watching from this bush. Soon, I will approach him. Soon.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 1:28pm UTC

"When you're single, no one wants you. Then as soon as you're taken, everyone wants you."
Unless you're me, then no one ever wants you.

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PirateChic97
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Who is the one your heart skips a beat for???
Mine is the school's track star. He's tall with beautiful dark hair and these brown eyes that are kind, but troubled. His birthday is in April. He's a year older than me. We meet in a freshman/sophmore Honor's Biology class. He has a quirky sense of humor. His smile is sweet. He blushes a lot. He has long eyelashes. His laugh is contagious. He's athletic. He likes hot chocolate, but hates coffee. He likes to give gifts, rather than recieve. He likes talking to aldults. He has a calm dispostion. He knows how to fly a plane. He claims he's gonna marry me. He has three older sisters. He's adopted. He likes hugs. Likes dogs better than cats. He smells like cologne, summer, and clean clothes.
....feel free to comment and tell me something about him or her....

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 6:44pm UTC

When people
Say "shes nice once you
Get to know her,"
It pretty much means
---------- Shes a bi/tch but
You will get use
to it .

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 1:15pm UTC

perks of dating me
awkward and weird so if you bring me in public with you you'll look cool and normal im quite the catch

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 12:21pm UTC

Me: *Hisses at cute relationships*

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 7:33am UTC

if you like someone tell them
... or stalk them on every social network.

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 6:50am UTC

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away
that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the f.ck am i gonna sit”
factor.

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 7:27pm UTC

How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

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伤*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 10:33am UTC

get your cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 8:16pm UTC

I actually don't mind being single at all.
-I mean I can look at any other guy without feeling ashamed of myself.
-I don't need to make any commitments, and I can talk to anyone I want to without being accused of "cheating".
-I don't need to constantly impress him.
-I'm not gonna spend half my nights crying about him when I have, other, more important things to cry about.
-I can watch whatever chick flicks I want to without being questioned.
-Who need to shave when you have pajama pants?
-I can eat whatever I want, when I want, for as long as I want.
-I can be lazy to the point where it is embarrassing and still not care.
-I can go to the beach all day and any day just to check out life guards without second thought.
-I can wear pajamas all day, like it's my job.
-No one will be there to judge while I'm dancing in my room like a moron.
-I don't have to worry about getting into meaningless fights that have absolutely no significance to our relationship.
-I don't need to worry about leaving the toilet seat up or down because it makes no difference anyway.
-My free time can be spent on the computer.
-I always get the last slice of pizza, hands down.
-And for the love of Christ, I can buy my own chocolate. I bet my boyfriend wouldn't even know my favorite flavors.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Me: *sees cute boy*
Me: I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
Me: With my own mouth
Me: Softly, because I like you.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 4:54pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥
I want my first marriage
to be my only
marriage.
♥ ♥♥

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 5:41pm UTC

What kind of relationships do horses have?
A stable one ;)

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伤*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 1:22pm UTC

At this moment twelve years ago, millions of Americans went to bed quietly, with no thought that the next morning their world would change forever. That night hundreds packed flight bags they would not live to open. Thousands slept with loved ones for the last time. One never knows what a new day has in store. Let us live each day to the fullest, and never miss a chance to let those dearest to us, know of our love for them. So tonight, if you have someone in your life you love, tell them.

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 5:23pm UTC

i miss the days
when the only thing i had to worry about was being the
"line leader"...
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Boy: Would you like to have dinner some night? *winks*
Me: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.
Me: *suductively licks lips*

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 7:32pm UTC

you need to realize that lifes too short
to cry over people who aren't crying over you. So smile
and remember that somewhere you will always have people who love you.

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SmileyFacesAreAmazing
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 9:24pm UTC

My mother had told me once
WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND HAD A FRIENDSHIP /////FALL APART THAT
SOME RELATIONSHIPS JUST END.
LIKE A STAR, THEY BURN BRIGHT AND BRILLIANT
and then nothing particular goes wrong, they just reach their end. ♥
they burn out.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Relationships would be a lot
easier if they came with a 'Clear History' button.

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