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Best Relationship Quotes This Week

  1. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    My mom got a Jesus shaped flashlight
    just so whenever someone says “I can’t see” she can be like “Let jesus light the path”

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 10:29am UTC
    My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch
    animal planet
    he might see his ex girlfriend on there.

  3. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    You cant have a relationship
    without any fights,
    but you can make your relationship
    worth the fight.

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 10:24am UTC
    If you unfollow me you can’t come to
    my birthday party
    and my mom is letting us have soda so you’re really missing out

  5. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    If you want to pick up girls,
    keep your back straight and lift with your knees.

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    Click this quote.
    Start typing.
    have fun.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    pros of dating me:
    you're dating me
    cons of dating me:
    you're dating me

  8. Princess* Princess*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 11:45am UTC
     
    I dont want a serious relationship: i'm a teenager. I want someone who i can act like complete idiot around, that we can spend hours just talking about the most pointless things. I want someone who makes me laugh and who i can plan stupid things with that'll never happen. Because I'm sick of seeing these movies with the girl falling in love with the perfect boy. Who wants perfect? I want adventure. I want someone i can tell my secerets too and waste my weekend with and act like we're 5 years old again. I wanna have fun.
     

  9. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    I want a relationship where you go for long walks and hold hands.
    I want a relationship where you feel completely at home in their arms.
    I want a relationship where you don't even have to talk to feel a connection.
    I want a relationship where you feel secure and safe that they're going to stay with you.
    I want a relationship where you feel a huge hole when they're not there.
    I want a relationship where you don't have to say you love them because they know by looking into their eyes and them in yours.
    I want a relationship where you can just lie in their arms for hours, whispering about your hopes and dreams.
    I want a relationship that can be deep but also fun and full of laughter.
    I want a relationship that's open and honest, one that nobody could ruin.
    I know I'll never have a relationship like that though...
    ...Single Potatoes Unite!

  10. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    Relationships don't work
    because two people are
    just meant to be together,
    they work because two people
    are willing to work through the bad things in life
    and be together because they love each other.

  11. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    I wonder what
    you think when you
    see me; but whatever it is,
    I hope it makes you smile♥

  12. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    The best relationships
    usually begin
    unexpectedly.

  13. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    The ocean is a beautiful thing
    it can be calm and gentle
    soothing your worries
    erasing your fears.
    And then,
    when you're least expecting it,
    it can turn wild and raging,
    pulling you under,
    leaving you without air.
    The ocean is a beautiful thing.
    Kind of like you.

  14. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Being in a sexual relationship scares me because if I can't even bear to look at myself naked, how the hell is someone else supposed to?

  15. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 12:23am UTC
    How to Successfully Throw A Pick-up Line
    Back in a Guy's Face:
    Boy: Where've you been all my life?
    Girl: Hiding from you.
    Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
    Girl:Yes. That's why I haven't gone back there since.
    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man:Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You'll go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do Not Enter.
    Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?
    Man: I'd go through anything for you.
    Woman: Good! Then you can start your journey by going through the door.
    Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    Woman: Maybe I got your share..
    Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
    Woman: OK. Get out.
    Man: I think I could make you very happy.
    Woman: Why? Are you leaving??
    Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
    Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

  16. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    She's Dying
    to live, but she's dying to die.

  17. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    Me talking to my friends little sister whose in grade 2
    Me: Don't worry about him, there's more fish in the sea
    Her: But I don't want a fish! I want a human bean.

  18. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    The short answer is "no."
    the long answer is "f*ck no."

  19. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:46pm UTC
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    She can talk about him all day
    but when he's actually around
    she's speechless
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  20. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    Avoiding something doesn't always mean
    you hate it. It could also mean
    that you want it, you just know
    that it isn't right.

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