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Best Relationship Quotes Today

  1. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I think old fashioned is cute.
    I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
    someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
    should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
    guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
    been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
    their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

  2. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  3. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Too ugly to date attractive people,
    Too attractive to date ugly people.

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    let us have a moment of silence
    for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your
    a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    I'm fine with gay people as long as they don't make out in front of me.
    I'm fine with straight people as long as they don't make out in front of me. Stop making out in front of me. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

  7. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    I know i'm nothing special,
    BUT I HOPE YOU WON'T REPLACE ME.

  8. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    Guys are super attractive when they get protective or jealous ♥

  9. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    February 14:
    Single Awareness Day ♥

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    signs he likes you
    (1 of 10)
    They stand closer to you or they
    keep a smaller distance when they’re
    around you. It shows that they are
    comfortable with you..
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

  11. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    *Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab-
    *Table breaks*

  12. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    A friend of mine asked me if
    I'm going to her wedding. I said, "No, I'll catch the next one."
    She's mad at me now.

  13. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    I'd fight a bear for you. Not a
    grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those bit/ches for you. ♥

  14. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    I wonder what it feels like
    right before you jump off the edge,
    knowing your life is going to end.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    i'm single by choice. just not my choice.

  16. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 10:23am UTC
    Do you ever get a ring stuck on your finger
    And it's just like what no I didn't commit to this

  17. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    I'm single by choice. Not my
    choice, but still a choice.

  18. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    There are two types of crushes:
    1. A casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute I'd like to get to
    know you better”
    2. Absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you f.cking kidding me you are perfect wow I’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
    There is no in between

  19. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Eventually one of
    two things will happen.
    1. He'll realize you're worth it
    2. You'll realize he isn't

  20. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    *When boys ♥
    S H O W Y O U T H E I R E M O T I O N A L S I D E.

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