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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    do you ever
    make a huge scene
    and then march off to your bedroom but
    eventually you get hungry and you
    feel like you can’t leave your room because you
    want to prove a point or something
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    i was in line at target
    just trying to buy some
    ice cream and this
    baby was screaming its soul out.
    Anyways, the mom turned
    around and looked
    me straight in the eyes with the
    most monotone voice and said
    “birth control….
    Use birth control…”
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  3. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    Just because someone supports gay rights,
    doesn't mean they're gay. I mean I support animal rights,
    do I look like an f.cking alpaca to you?

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    what a wonderful winter we're having this spring
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    Guest: where's your daughter?
    Dad: oh, she's in her room. she won't come out unless you bring food or band members.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    crushes
    PHASE I - where i won't shut the
    heck up about him but i pretend i
    don't like him
    PHASE II - where i start to try to
    read into what he is saying and
    pretend that they like me too
    PHASE III - where all hope is lost i
    decide they don't like me im a big
    loser with a stupid face
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    one of the worst
    moments in life is probably when
    you’re in a room full of people and
    you look around and see them all
    talking and laughing and all of
    sudden you feel so sad and
    lonely that you can even feel a
    physical pain in your chest
    because you realize that they all
    belong to someone and they
    all have someone who belongs to
    them and you don’t,
    you’re just kind of there
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    all i do
    at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    shoutout
    to my parents
    for paying the internet bill
    every month
    god bless u
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  10. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Dear mom and dad,
    News flash! I'm not weaing headphones as a cute accessory! I'm ACTUALLY listening to music! I know, crazy right?? But this means I can't hear you when I wear these handy devices. SO, if you start talking to me and have no idea why I'm not responding, just remember that I cannot hear you and I'm not ignoring you, okay? Also, YELLING DOESN'T HELP I STILL DON'T HEAR YOU.
    Sincerely,
    All teenagers that are sick of
    taking their headphones off 70
    times a day to actually socialize.

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    me: im so lonely
    person: hey
    me: leave me alone
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 11:23am UTC
    when
    you discover new music and it feels like you found jesus
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    me: makes a joke
    class: laughs
    me: smiles for an hour
    and a half, proud
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    me: *likes character*
    character: *dies*
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  15. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Unless you physically see me
    opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    have u ever
    accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    • hear noises
    • pause music
    • complete silence
    • play music
    • hear noises again
    o _ o
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  18. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
    Me: Gravity, mom.

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    I like wearing
    oversized sweaters.
    not because
    they’re extremely
    comfy and
    cuddly, but because
    whenever the
    sleeves are
    really big, I get to
    flop them around and
    smack people
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    my two emotions
    caps lock and not caps lock
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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