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Best Rehab Quotes This Year

  1. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    Fandom Rehab:
    Harry Potter: Oh my gosh there's no more books or movies what are we gonna do with
    our lives?! *sob*
    Lord of the Rings: Puh-lease, at least your author is still alive!
    The Hunger Games: I can't take having to wait all this time for the next movie! And the
    character deaths were soooo sad!
    Sherlock: Oh, so you think you know about waiting? And HELLO, the world is in a current
    state of confusion after our last episode!
    Percy Jackson: EVERYONE SHUT THE HECK UP AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A TROLL
    FOR AN AUTHOR WHO BREAKS UP YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING A YEAR, NEARLY
    REUNITES YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND THEN
    REUNITES YOUR OTP AND THEN THROWS THEM INTO TARTARUS. AND THEN GUESS
    WHAT? YUP IT'S ANOTHER YEAR UNTIL WE GET MORE. AND DID WE MENTION THAT
    GAIA IS RISING AND THE WORLD'S GONNA END AGAIN AND THAT CAMP JUPITER
    WANTS TO BURN DOWN CAMP HALF-BLOOD? OH YEAH AND THAT MOVIE? IT SUCKS.
    IT IS A DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF PERCY JACKSON. SO ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND
    GET OVER YOUR MINOR ISSUES. *sobs uncontrollably whilst rocking back and forth*
    Everyone Else: ..............yeah um wow.
    Rick Riordan: *evil laugh* I REGRET NOTHING.

  2. Kik me!!!* Kik me!!!*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2015 2:42am UTC
    “I miss everything. I miss talking to her, hearing about her day. I miss her voice all gravelly and smoky, I miss hearing her laugh, I miss getting her letters, writing her letters. I miss her eyes, and the smell of her hair, and the way her breath tasted. I f.ucking miss everything. I miss knowing she was around, because it helped me to know that she was around, someone like her existed. I guess most of all, I miss knowing I would see her again. I always thought I’d see her again.”
    — James Frey (My Friend Leonard)

  3. 234325fdsazgdg* 234325fdsazgdg*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 11:29am UTC
    I heard internet addiction is now an official mental disorder and you can go to rehab for it.
    I'm only going if there's Wi-Fi. :)

  4. bubbleheart* bubbleheart*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    Goodbye witty, im in the hospital room waiting for news.
    So im probaby going to be in rehab for either a little while, or 18 months or more. But i want you all to know i love you so much, thankyou for supporting me.
    I love you all with all of my heart.
    Ill try to be strong for all of you❤

  5. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 11:32am UTC
    graffiti the world, i saw the
    >> writings on the walls

  6. iloveu4ever51 iloveu4ever51
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Hidden Chapter Nine
    ♥ Jenelle ♥
    My head felt like it was burning on fire as my eyes creaked.I glanced at my leg to see it was wrapped in a cast as I winced.The nurse looked at me and gave me a friendly smile.Slowly I took a deep breath and took in the horrible smell of antispetics as the nurse laughed."Well you're awake now and how are you feeling?"the nurse asked me.
    "Uh as good as you can feel wearing a cast."I joked as he laughed.
    "Well how old are you anyways?"He said trying to maintain conversation.
    "I'm 14 you?"I replied.
    "I'm 16 and I'm helping the doctor around."He said.
    "Cool I guess this is the weirdest way of getting to know you since I'm in a cast."I said.The door flung open and spoiled the happy mood you can have in a hospital.My mom who looked like she was going to slap the nurse sat next to me.
    "How are you feeling Jenelle?"My mom asked.I wondered if she was actually asking me in concern or was the money rising for me to be able to stay here?
    "I'm good mom I believe it'll take just a couple weeks for me to get better."I added.
    "Couple weeks!?"My mom said shocked then added,"But your tennis match is in 2 weeks and college scouts are coming."
    "Mom I can't do that now.Not with my injury."I said.
    "We'll discuss this later while I get your papers so you can leave."My mom briskly said then walked out like no one can stop her.It was true though since her becoming head FBI agent always put a strain on me.
    .The guy nurse spoke up,"Man that is one tough mom and college scouts are looking for you now?"
    "Well my mom has some contact with the college scouts so I can try to get an early scholarship."I informed.
    He whistled then said,"Well I'm Leon and you my friend need to be free."
    "I guess."I said checking my hair to see if it was perfect.
    "So you want me to drop by later at your house?"He asked.
    "Sure."I scrawled my address on a peice of paper.He smiled as I hobbled towards the restroom to change.
    My mom had met me and stared at the ground while I knew I was making her feel ashamed so I walked past her to act like I wasn't her daughter.Sometimes it felt natural but other times I wish my mother acknowledged me even during the bad times not just when I win a tennis match.We got in the car in silence as mom turned around."I can't you believe you did this.You better fix up your problem or else I'm facing the consquences for you."My mom cruelly said as I blinked back tears.
    "But mom please try to understand me someone's trying to-"I was cut off as she picked off her phone motioning me to shut up.My blackberry phone beeped that said I had one new text message.
    Poor Jenelle mommy's upset.
    But I'm on my way to bet
    That you're going to die
    If you stop lying.
    ♥ M ♥
    I looked around wondering if this was a prank or if it was real.Whoever this person was they couldn't stop me from finding the truth.My mom hung up and turned around to give me a bone chilling look.Did she know?When I heard my mom tapping away on the computer I got up and pressed a button.My room whirled for a minute then switched to all blue and purple.Thousands of books were lying around as I walked towards the center and waved my hands.I waved in a certain manner as a large book that had dust on it floated in front of me.I turned to the page to heal my injury at a faster rate so no one would notice me walking the next day.I spoke up,"Alla Ez Mariz"
    "Jenelle!"Someone shouted my name.
    My room turned to normal as I opened my notebook to look very casual.My desk was piled with tons of homework as I started organizing it."Come in."I said.
    Leon walked in."Whatcha doing?"
    "How did you get here so fast?"I asked.
    "Let me show you."He started making a circle using his finger as a whirlwind formed and moved him to another side of my room.
    My eyes widened as I said,"You have powers too?"
    "Shouldn't be surprising since I know you do too."He said.
    I smiled then said,"Wanna go get some ice cream?"
    "Sure he said."We walked out not caring what my mom said as we headed towards an ice cream shop.As we walked towards the ice cream shop Leon informed me of his powers and how he was training with a guy name Alex.
    I spoke up after he finished his story,"Can I join you?"
    "Sure who's your mentor?"He asked.
    "Uh well I kinda teached myself."I awkwardly added.
    He widened his eyes then said,"What! That's incredible!"
    "I ...uh thanks."I felt myself blush as some familar noise caught my attention.
    "Again the noise came and this time it was louder.I couldn't bear it as someone grabbed my arm.There stood my mom who wore a black pencil skirt,black high heels and a professional navy blazer.Her face had pure anger as her grip went into my skin.Leon who was next to me froze in fear and surprise as I couldn't help it but give a little whine."Let's go Jenelle."My mom said.She commanded and dragged me off.Leon looked helpless as I tried walking normal so no one saw me."You're going to a rehab in Paris,France."She said in a monotone voice.
    "What!"I shouted.
    "Don't use that tone with me Jenelle.I saw your diary and your artbook.What I saw will be a disgrace to me.You can't talk to anyone or tell anyone where you will be.If you come back then we'll have plans of your college but right now I am ashamed you are my daughter."My mom said. Beside everything else were two extra navy color notebooks.In a flash I realized those were Jenny's notebooks and my mom thought Leon was Hunter.My phone beeped again meaning that I had a new text message.
    I told mommy Jenelle.
    You're crazy antics are nothing but lies.
    You think you can get away.
    But don't try to hide.
    Paris has another one of me.
    Watch out since you just might be vanishing.
    ♥ M ♥
    A/N:Sorry for taking so long I always end up wanting to get the chapters perfect so hopefully you like this.History is making a repeat and is Elli(Jenelle's mom) going crazy or is someone or something pushing her?

  7. alex1268 alex1268
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    In 2013 internet addiction is going to be classified as a mental disorder...
    You know what this means?
    SEE YOU ALL IN REHAB!!!!!

  8. SkyeVenom SkyeVenom
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    If you don't understand mental illness, good. Good for you. You shouldn't have to. If you don't understand why some people can't get out of bed in the morning, good. I hope you jump out of bed ever single day; ready to take the world by storm. If you don't understand how someone could drag a blade across their skin, good. I hope you're never that desperate to feel something. If you don't understand what would drive a girl to keep starving herself despite everything she's lost in the process, good. Stay heavy & present & real. If you don't understand why he won't just go to church or rehab or find someone who can help him, good. I hope you always have somewhere to turn. If you don't understand how someone can keep swallowing bottles of pills, tying knots in ropes, or standing at the top of a bridge, good. I hope you never feel that desperate for relief. If you don't understand, good. You're not supposed to. It's all f.ucking sick. Thank God for ignorance, it's healthy.

  9. hope_8 hope_8
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 11:49pm UTC
    it's hard not to,
    fall in love
    with someone
    when
    they see the
    mixed up parts of your
    soul.
    when
    they understand
    the darkest and
    dustiest
    corners of your mind
    when
    it's four am
    and they call
    because
    they know you're
    not
    asleep.
    *I found this on Tumblr, credit should be given to someone with the annitials (j.k). I fell in love with this and sent in a letter to my lover, I wrote at the bottom "I hope you understand". *

  10. Ashbeyou20 Ashbeyou20
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 5:04pm UTC
    Dear Demi Lovato,
    I know you’ll never get this but that doesn’t stop me from writing this to you. You’re amazing in so many ways you don’t even know, I’ve been a fan from the beginning my friends don’t understand why, but it’s non of their business. I grew up with you in a way you helped me, you made me believe that I could stand up for myself, that anything is possible if I have faith you made me love myself and the people around me, you said it was okay to tell people how you’re feeling, you’ve made me this strong teenager that I am. My heart breaks to see you like this, you will get through this I know you will and you’ll come back with that winning smile all of us love to see. I could go on forever but this letter will become boring.
    I wish you all the best. I love you so much and I’ll support you till the end because that’s what true fans do.
    Lots of love,
    Lovatic .

  11. AllieLaceration AllieLaceration
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 1:39am UTC
    I'm just going to come out and say it;;
    I'm going to rehab.
    I need to get better.
    I'm hurting myself
    And I need to stop hurting myself
    And start HELPING myself.
    I love all the people that have been there for me through it all,
    Even though most gave up and left.
    I love you guys and I'll talk to yous when I get out.
    Goodbye~

  12. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    And now I feel like, oh
    You're the reason
    Why I'm thinking
    I don't wanna smoke on
    These cigarettes no more
    I guess that's what I get
    For wishful thinking
    Should've never let you enter my door
    Next time you wanna go on and leave
    I should just let you go on and do it
    Cause now I'm using like I bleed
    It's like I checked into rehab
    Baby you're my disease

  13. gethelpdotcom gethelpdotcom
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2018 3:25pm UTC
    Get Help is an independent, mission-centric organization, committed to elevating the treatment industry through the democratization of trustworthy and objective information about treatment facilities and the integrity with which they operate.
    http://www.gethelp.com

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