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Vinita*
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November 12, 2014 7:14pm UTC
Me: I really want to be a model.
Friend: You're gonna have to get rid of your acne.
Me: That's what photoshop is for.

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Vinita*
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August 9, 2014 10:06pm UTC
When you see your ex coming

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youAREfuckingSTRONG
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September 19, 2013 12:43am UTC
school P -isses me off so much are you actually gonna evaluate my level of intelligence based off my ability to find the area of a
F -cking triangle oh my god

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Bec*
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June 27, 2013 3:16am UTC
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) all around me are familiar faces
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
NMQ

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forever611
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 5:17pm UTC
people say that nothing is impossible...
but i do nothing every day.

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Miss_OK16
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February 26, 2013 5:26pm UTC
i'm not slurring my words,
i'm talking in cursive.

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RandomGirl42
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February 25, 2013 12:19am UTC
You know you're poor when
you get excited when a limo drives by
format jimmy365

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