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  1. Reallyweirdguy Reallyweirdguy
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2017 12:50am UTC
    ​I'm not looking for somebody with some superhuman gifts, some superhero, some fairytail bliss, just something I can turn to, sombody I can kiss

  2. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2015 7:29pm UTC
    I GREW UP IN A REAL TOWN
    WHERE THE PROM QUEEN
    HAD A PLASTIC CROWN
    & we really did
    just drive around
    CUZ THERE WASN'T SH*T TO DO

  3. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2015 3:50pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥ WEXGETXXREALXLOW
    ♥ ♥ ♥ WEXGETXREALXHIGH
    it ain't all good, baby
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    but it's all right

  4. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2014 1:26am UTC
    you don't look like 200 likes in person

  5. Wanderess* Wanderess*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2014 5:38pm UTC
    Friend
    Boyfriend
    Girlfriend
    Bestfriend

  6. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2014 5:52pm UTC
    There are
    No Raindrops
    on Roses
    and Girls
    in White
    Dresses,
    It's sleeping
    with Roaches
    and taking
    best guesses
    at the
    Shade of
    the Sheets
    and Before
    all the
    Stains.
    And a
    Few more
    of your
    Least Favorite
    Things...

  7. Callisto* Callisto*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 5:48pm UTC
    ⇒ How to get through your every day life, lesson #1: Rise and shine!
    Step 1: If you wake up after a normal dose of sleep (6 to 8 hours) and you still feel tired, make sure to air your bedroom for at least 10 minutes before you go to sleep or, if possible, put your bed next to the window and keep the window open a little bit throughout the whole night. A lot of tiredness in the morning is caused simply by the air in the room you sleep in containing too much CO2. Better air = better sleep = less tired in the morning. :)
    Step 2: *riiing*
    ~snooze~
    *rrriiiinnnng*
    ~snooze~
    *riiiinnnng*
    "Oh crap, I'M LATE!"
    If you know how this feels like, you'll be surprised how simple the solution for this problem is. Put your alarm clock away from your bed and put it to max volume. By doing so, you will be forced to get out of bed and walk a few steps in order put the alarm out. Since barely anybody can ignore alarm clocks and fall back asleep, you will find it impossible to ignore the loud noise. You will get up, maybe hit the snooze button and crawl back into bed. After 5 or 10 minutes, the alarm will go off again and you will have to get up again to put it out. Trust me, after 2 repeats of this procedure, you won't be able to fall back asleep.
    Step 3: People say a breakfast full of vitamins is the best way to start your day. Forget about those geniuses, who obviously have no idea about how the human digestion works depending on what time of day it is. Know your own body and use logic: Vitamins do not deliver any energy. Vitamins are substances your body needs to control and support a lot of its functions. In the morning, when your body barely started to work, it's useless to focus on eating vitamins. You will not be awake and ready to start the day after eating an apple. So what do you eat for breakfast? Carbohydrates. Or sugary stuff, to put it in simpler terms. Cause carbs give your body energy and that's what you need first thing in the morning. Bread, cereal, jam, milk, peanut butter, bananas etc. All those things contain enough sweet energy to help your system start up and get ready. A slice of bread with some jam, a banana and a glass of milk. Doesn't sound too shabby, wouldn't you agree? ;)
    ⇒ Have fun trying those tips and feel free to tell me if they helped you starting your day better. :)

  8. Dollface22 Dollface22
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2014 7:09pm UTC
    I wish that I could be like the cool kids
    Cuz all the cools kids
    They seem to fit in
    I wish that I could be like the cool kids
    Like the cool kids

  9. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 10:43pm UTC
    Witty, has changed.
    it's just like RL.
    Contest and hearts.
    Just makes me
    think I'm not
    worth the words
    I say.

  10. charmedem charmedem
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 10:53am UTC
    My friends at school may NEVER find out about my Witty!!!

  11. iphone_bacon iphone_bacon
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 8:34pm UTC
    Me: I Hate You Mom!
    *1 hour later*
    Me: Hey mom can I have some food.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:52am UTC
    me: *puts on 99 problems on iHome*
    jake: *is dating this girl* "I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT... i can't finish it...."

  13. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 9:26pm UTC
    So last night I had this dream where I could become any height I wanted, and I chose to be only an inch taller than I am in real life because, in the dream, I thought I would miss being short. If this was real life, the exact opposite would happen...

  14. ouut_of_line ouut_of_line
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    I don't mind ads and I don't mind buffer,
    but when ads buffer,
    I suffer

  15. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 1:12pm UTC
    Me seeing a cute couple on the internet: Awwww how cuteee
    Me seeing a cute couple in real life: Ew get a room

  16. DanielaMN DanielaMN
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 5:29am UTC
    That moment when
    you finish reading a romantic story on wattpad
    and can't go back to your real life.

  17. Gal_in_Wonderland Gal_in_Wonderland
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 11:07am UTC
    Two years I've had to wait,
    We're finally doing this,
    We're going on a date.
    My head is spinning,
    I'm getting chils,
    I hope this experience is filled with thrills.
    I'm still shocked,
    Is this really real life?
    I hope it is, yes it must be,
    I can see your ex's glare staring at me.
    I'm grinning like an idiot,
    I have a constant blush,
    It's been so long since different boy,
    Could give me this rush.

  18. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 12:05pm UTC
    I wish you loved me
    IN REAL LIFE THE WAY YOU LOVE ME
    in my dreams.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  19. doncasturbate* doncasturbate*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    I'm someone who's mostly dead inside
    but still has a little hope for something extraordinary
    which is the worst breed of human
    because it means I know everything is bullsh/t
    but that I secretly hope for the day
    when it might not be.
    -NM

  20. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    No it's
    not a
    dream anymore
    It's worth
    fighting for

    - Paramore
    "Looking Up"|Brand New Eyes
    Format by Breeze

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