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Best Realfriends Quotes Ever

  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    Me: Does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
    Real Life Friends:
    Me:
    Real Life Friends:
    Me:
    Internet Friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THE BAND DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.
    nmq

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 11:02pm UTC
    Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in youformat credit rajsonkar

  3. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    real friends;
    if you wore your personality on your skin,
    these people would not take a second look.

  4. allyluvu allyluvu
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    Fake friends believe
    your fake smile.
    True friends see
    the pain you're trying
    to hide behind it.

  5. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends.
    Me: Oh, and friends who talk shît behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 11:13am UTC
    Don't act like you're better
    than me, we're both fools
    lost in this cold world.

  7. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    you're the reason why i can't listen to those
    >> same songs i used to

  8. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 10:10pm UTC
    Every single day I wonder
    Who would really miss me
    If I suddenly disappeared

  9. Chlohoey Chlohoey
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    i think we are meant to burn bridges, break hearts,
    get broken, be alone, have the door slam on your face,
    be weighed down and feel helpless.

    i am thankful for my struggles and hardships
    because they made me who i am today.

  10. thestorynofar* thestorynofar*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    I said I'm selfish, I'm a liar, and I'm broken.

  11. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 9:29am UTC
    real friends are, the ones that don't go round telling people you're secrets...

  12. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2014 3:44pm UTC
    I'm nothing but something that once was like the colors that fade away in the sunlight.

  13. Matt_ Matt_
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    I've always wanted to be dead just for a day. Just to see who truly cares about me.

  14. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2016 7:55pm UTC
    this format was made by partie! please only use this for your QUOTES on WITTYPROFILES.COM and do not remove ANY part of the credit; that includes this credit right here and any credit that follows (c) partie
    Lately, my dog's the only one around that listens to my problems. It's been a lonely year.

  15. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2016 3:44pm UTC
    I hope I'm fine without you.

  16. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2016 5:36pm UTC
    DON'T TELL ME IT'LL BE ALRIGHT,
    I'M SICK OF HOPING YOU'LL BE RIGHT.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  17. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2016 9:04am UTC
    YOU WERE A PART OF ME
    BUT NOW YOU'RE JUST
    A MEMORY.

  18. iluvyousomuch iluvyousomuch
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    FAKE FRIENDS - Never ask for food...
    REAL FRIENDS - Are the reason you have NO food
    FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
    REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
    FAKE FRIENDS - Never seen you cry...
    REAL FRIENDS - Cry with you
    FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
    REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
    FAKE FRIENDS - Know a few things about you...
    REAL FRIENDS - Could write a book about you
    FAKE FRIENDS - Would knock on your front door...
    REAL FRIENDS - Walk right in and say "I'm home"
    FAKE FRIENDS - Will help you up when you fall over...
    REAL FRIENDS - Will jump on top of you and shout "sandwich"
    FAKE FRIENDS - Are around for awhile...
    REAL FRIENDS - Are for life
    FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" in a joking manner
    REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it
    FAKE FRIENDS: will read this
    REAL FRIENDS: will steal this

  19. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2015 6:45pm UTC
    DON'T WORRY, I'LL
    keep out of your life
    & sTay awaKe aT nIgHT.

  20. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2016 3:59pm UTC
    let's keep lying next to eachother while we lie to ourselves and say that this feels right.

:)

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