Best Reading Quotes Ever

glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:45pm UTC

If I were the guy who made
the "Where's Waldo" books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't there.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: This is so easy! I understand so much of this
Trying to construct sentences in that language: What am I doing? Jesus take the wheel, where is Google Translate?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 7:47pm UTC

Me: *Reading a book*
Person: What are you reading?
Me: *holds up book while continuing to read*
Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get to the part where ________ dies?
Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 6:25pm UTC

i really hate it when i'm reading a book
and i picture the whole setting a certain way in my head and then the author mentions
something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene
like a door on the left side instead of the right or a window which is only small instead of
ceiling to floor
like cmon now i have to completely renovate the landscape in my brain

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 9:46pm UTC

Do you ever wonder how an author would describe you?
Not only your appearance, but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 2:50pm UTC

Math teacher: Reading is hard
Classmate: Reading isn't hard
Math teahcer: A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y?
Math teacher: What do you mean sometimes?
Math teacher: That's like saying that speeding is sometimes illegal.

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abkamel*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 10:38pm UTC

How to Read a Good Book:
Step 1: Read book
Step 2: Finish book
Step 3: Wander around in a confused stupor for a week and question your entire existence and every decision you've ever made

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Alaska Young*
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 12:49pm UTC

omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books
and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my
class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 11:58am UTC

I was "the kid" who
got in trouble for
Reading
past my
bedtime

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niki12354
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 5:41pm UTC

Favorite books, anyone?
I'm out of books...
And if you don't mind,
Tell me the author of the book also...

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC

when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no in between

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rooftops*
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 5:15pm UTC

I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with her best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don't fancy being lonely.
The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won't run away.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
May 2, 2014 11:31am UTC

Seeing someone reading a book you love is like a book recommending a person.❤

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 23, 2014 2:46pm UTC

“I just lost your book” they said.
“It’s not like it’s a big deal” they said.
“It’s just a book” they said.
“What are you doing with that axe” they said.

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Dear Santa, I don't want anything for Christmas except for the person reading this to have an amazing Christmas.

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sophsunflower12

posted a quote
March 10, 2013 5:12pm UTC

“He really was beautiful. I know boys aren’t supposed to be, but he was.”
-John Green

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 9:58pm UTC

Books don't offer real escape,
but they can stop a mind scratching itself raw.
Please don't remove this!

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taytay8056
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 7:21pm UTC

"If you find a girl who reads, keep her close.
When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her.
You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you.
She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.
Date a girl who reads because you deserve it."
-Robert Pattinson

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oddfuturee
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 9:54pm UTC

you know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? why can't
people do that in Book stores ? Like if i'm looking at a novel
and some person walks up to me and strikes up a
conversation and offers to buy the book for me , there is a
lot better chance of that working out in their favor
_____________________________________________

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 29, 2014 5:26pm UTC

I believe books hold the keys to really truly living.I love to read, anything and everything.To slip away into a different reality,One where I can be the spectator or read myself into the pages.I've been so many places and lived so many lives,I've seen the world from every angle and point of view.I've been Traveling through time, Mastering magic, Fighting monsters, Befriending mythical creatures, Being the hero of everyday life, Fighting society, Overthrowing corrupt governments, Battling diseases, Vanquishing inner demons, Falling in love during impossible situations with impossible people, Facing the struggles of everyday life, Being a teenager, Dealing with discrimination, Doing things in the name of love, Exploring far off places, Solving mysteries, Watching grisly horror scenes play out,Leading underground societies,Playing the mad scientist and so much more. People say it's impossible, to have done all these things.I just smile, pointing to my overflowing bookshelves and say,"If you are really quite, you can sometimes hear them whispering their stories, just waiting to be read."

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