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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Every book
    you've ever read
    is just a different combination
    of 26 letters.
    Weird, isn't it?

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    Is this--I--a capital i or a lowercase L? You'll never know.
    Now look at the word read. Now, tell me, which tense did I use it in.
    Now look at the word lead. Now, tell me, did I mean the verb or the metal.
    Welcome to the English language.

  3. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    If I were the guy who made
    the "Where's Waldo" books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't there.

  4. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    DOES everyone’s voice…
    talksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis?
    Or
    in. their. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them?
    ANd IF a PERrSon tyPEs Like thls,
    THey iMagINe a VOiCe going Up AnD Down?
    AND WHEN THE TEXT IS ALL CAPS, YOU SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER IN YOUR HEAD.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 11:45pm UTC
    I'm stressed because I don't want to be a nurse or a teacher or a lawyer.
    I just want to read books and listen to music and travel and drink coffee. But, there's so much pressure to become successful in terms of money and my career and I don't want to do any of that.

  6. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    If people could read my mind,
    I'd get punched in the face a lot.

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    These two kids in math class were hitting each other with pencils
    and my teacher glared at them and said
    “Could you try to be a little more mature?”
    So one of them screamed
    “TAXES”
    and punched the other kid in the face

  8. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    read
    more
    Format by Breeze

  9. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    you need to realize that lifes too short
    to cry over people who aren't crying over you. So smile
    and remember that somewhere you will always have people who love you.

  10. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 8:20pm UTC
    reads book: *favourite character dies*
    me: maybe if i read this again he won't die this time

  11. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    I always read:
    '&&'
    as:
    'and and.'

  12. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 11:52pm UTC
    Me: I could just marry my laptop..
    Society: Nono, the bible says Adam & Eve not Florence and the Machine.

  13. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 11:34am UTC
    Dear family,
    Just because l'm laughing when l'm reading a text
    doesn't mean l'm flirting with someone

  14. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    It doesn’t make sense to call ourselves ugly, because we don’t really see ourselves.
    We don’t watch ourselves sleeping in bed, curled up and silent with chests rising and falling with our own rhythm. We don’t see ourselves reading a book, eyes fluttering and glowing. You don’t see yourself looking at someone with love and care inside your heart. There’s no mirror in your way when you’re laughing and smiling and happiness is leaking out of you. You would know exactly how bright and beautiful you are if you saw yourself in the moments where you are truly yourself.

  15. free_like_a_bird free_like_a_bird
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    ~Maybe. . .~
    Prologue
    It was Friday night. I remember it all so well.
    I was at his football game, and it was around 9. I
    did love supporting my school, but I came mainly just to watch him.
    They won, 34-31, a really close game.
    But he did great. I was so proud of him. A
    t the end of the game, I saw him walking over.
    I was nervous, I had no idea what to say to him.
    My palms had begun to sweat, and my knees were wobbly.
    He said hey, and I said hey back.
    I told him he did great that game.
    He said thanks, and asked if I wanted to go out to
    eat with the rest of the football team.
    I calmly said yes, even though I was estatic inside.
    We went to Ruby Tuesday's at first, but they were booked, so we ended up going to Applebee's. We ate so much food, and he and I couldn't stop talking. After we finished, he offered to drive me home. I said yes, and that it was really sweet. We were on the way to my house when his car ran out of gas. We stopped at a gas station and when he filled up, he asked if I wanted to stay at his place for a little while. I said sure.
    That night, that magical Friday night, was the night he kissed me and asked me to be his girlfriend. And 13 months later, we are finished. There is nothing left of us. We are through. and I am left broken.
    I am Aleah, and this is my story.
    Hey-ohhhh! This is just the prologue guys!!!! Please tell me if you like the story or not, and if I should continue. Please give me feedback, I need your honest opinions!!! If you like the story, please comment and follow me for the rest. Love ya, lovies!!!! Don't forget to like and follow!!

  16. taytay8056 taytay8056
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    "If you find a girl who reads, keep her close.
    When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her.
    You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you.
    She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.
    Date a girl who reads because you deserve it."
    -Robert Pattinson

  17. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    Vent. Please Read.
    When I was 15 my mom told me don't worry. God has his plans for everyone, yours are just a little different. She said whatever happens happens. Whether other people think it is right or wrong you can't change it. Who cares if you are younger than all the other mothers when you pick up your child at preschool. Who cares if you listen to the same music, or have the same favorite movies. There is no age limit on having a family. When I was 15 my mom told me I would be fine. I started early and it just ment my life would be better, but harder. Now what though. Now I am 17 and still going to be just as young when picking up 2 kids at school. Now I have a family. People think bad of me already what do they think when they find out again. When I was 17 my mom said that I have to pay up for the decisions I make. Don't worry. God has his plans for everyone, yours are just a little different.

  18. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    This is how my past April has gone. (Btw I know the month isn't finished yet I'm just gonna post this anyway)
    The day before Spring Break let out I got introuble at school for making a fake twitter account using my teacher's name. That day I was so scared that I kept on quietly telling myself that I should just go die. Appearently my best friend heard me saying this. Fast forward to the first day back from Spring Break. On April 8 and 9 I was at home serving my suspension. On April 10 I went into school for an in-school suspension and I had to write an apology to my teacher. That same day my counselor told my mom and me that my BFF told the school I was depressed and suicidal. She sent us to a Outpatient Care Facility that helps teens and kids deal with school problems, depression, suicidal attempts and thoughts, self-harm, drug and alcohol problems, etc. There I met a man named Doug, who runs the facility and he helped me to quickly get enrolled into the program. Each day they serve us breakfast and lunch, give us 2 and 1/2 hours a day to do school work, and help us deal with our problems. I have been at my Care Center for 2 weeks now. Everyone there is very nice and helpful with my depression and suicidal thoughts. Through this experience I have lost friends and gain stronger relationships with some.
    I thought I would bring this story to Witty. Look up facilities like this in your area. I know there are many people on here who struggle with these things and I hope that this little story can help you. I wish you all the best of luck.
    I also just want to thank Cameron (Cammie on witty) for sticking with me through all this. Thank you <3
    PS Sorry if I bore all of you.

  19. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    read this sentence if you want me.

  20. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    I QUESTION WHY
    BOOKS DON'T HAVE GLOW IN THE DARK INK SO I CAN READ AT NIGHT.

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