My reaction when I see a Hot Guy:
Me: Wow, F#cking hell He's gorgeous like insanley beautiful.
Me: My legs have tured to Jelly, He'd get it Right up the bum holey ehehehehhehe Oh gosh, Oh dear he's looking what do I do? Do I smile?
Me: Just smile, *smiles*
Me: Holy sh/t that was a scary smile. And he's walking away, towards that pretty girl,
Me: He probably just can't handle my swag. He has to look away from my Fabulousness,
Me: it hurts his eyes.
Me: Are they hugging?!
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Me: nahhh, thats a friendship hug.
Me: That's not a friendship hug,
Me: where the f/ck is his hands going?!
Me: She's such a s/t what a b/tch, she thinks that she can steal my future husband?! Oh hell no.
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Me: CryCryCryCry Forever alone.