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  1. Lmirela589 Lmirela589
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    Let
    ME kiss you deeply
    and see
    If I can take your breath
    away

  2. luckeyy luckeyy
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 12:13am UTC
    we destroy ourselves
    and blame it on society, when in reality, they only had to do so much,
    before we started feeling the way we do. .

  3. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    Today I saw some of my chickens in my pool just swimming around chilling while there were feathers everywhere! Now I have to clean my pool. They're my dinner now

  4. EverybodyDoTheDinosaur EverybodyDoTheDinosaur
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Brain: You know you have homework to do ._.
    Me: Naaah, I'd rather make a Witty Profile
    Brain: ....
    Me: Trolololololol...
    Brain: You know you rea--
    Me: --Shhhhh.I'm in the process of making a quote.
    Brain: *Brain Palm*

  5. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    *at my house* *guest is visiting*
    Guest: you have such a beautiful daughter! Is she the only one?
    Mom: well she's the only daughter, but we still have four more kids that are boys...
    Guest: well, you must be happy to have only one daughter
    Mom: yes, but I'd just wish she'd study more, she's smart, but not a book worm like her older brothers...I'd just wish she were smarter...
    Me: *fakes smiles* ~thoughts: wow mom...
    Me: I'm
    Me: right
    Me: f*cking
    Me: here ~
    true story :'C

  6. pOlKaDoTrAiNbOw pOlKaDoTrAiNbOw
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    I text Sam "hey. I think we should talk sometime" because I can't seem to get the nerve to walk up to him and actually say anything . But he hasn't replied...
    Me= dead -_-"

  7. luckeyy luckeyy
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    & Now she's started pushing them away,
    because she's scared they'll do it first.

  8. luckeyy luckeyy
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    The only person you should ever try
    being better than,
    is the one you were yesterday.

:)

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